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Jonathan M. Katz@katzonearth.bsky.social |
So to recap the Columbia car attacker was a real-life cousin of Meir Kahane and RFK Jr has literal brainworms Just want to make sure everyone else is having the same hallucinations I am
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Dice Prophet
@diceprophet.bsky.social
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We are trapped in the same Matrix, unfortunately 😅
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@ericmn.bsky.social
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I am guessing the worm was wondering what it got itself into...
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NutMeg
@casuallychaotic.bsky.social
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Also Microsoft, after spending a year promising the UK government they wouldn't just gut small studios after their ActivisionBlizzard merger, have started gutting smaller studios.
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Lydia Polgreen
@polgreen.bsky.social
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Morbid symptoms, you might call them.
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Shadrach North
@shadrachnorth.bsky.social
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In 2024 we call it "Wednesday"
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Ammonium Azide
@nh4n3.bsky.social
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Ask not for who the brain worms come
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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty
@ilovepets420.bsky.social
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Writers room is going for broke because they know it's cancelled next season
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A.R. Moxon
@juliusgoat.bsky.social
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we all got dosed with the good shit
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Popehat
@kenwhite.bsky.social
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The thing about live testimony about the former president’s preferred sexual position was also real I think
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GI Jack: All American Zero
@gijack.was.holding.the.goatse.camera
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Welcome to 2024, that isn't even the wierdist shit going on right now.
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Trip Kirkpatrick
@triplingual.bsky.social
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Are you an AI?
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Devilish
@devilishlydo.bsky.social
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Development of Reality 2.0 has been slower than expected, and the current version stopped getting patches (metaphysical) eons ago. That's led to several security vulnerabilities (such as capitalism and recipes that begin with 1,500 word essays) that remain unresolved.
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Fatimah
@ffatymah.bsky.social
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help to like, follow and share to your friend for this assignment.. Thank you so much guys♥️
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Machine Elves Local No. 400
@wizardbeef.bsky.social
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Unfortunately whatever happened when that weasel shorted out the Large Hadron Collider is affecting all of us
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En Buen Ora
@enbuenora.bsky.social
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memory chip defects popping up in the simulation
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Dumbdum
@dumbdum.bsky.social
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Didn’t the car attacker punch a teenage women in Berkeley years ago? Was charged.
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Nicholas Slayton
@nslayton.bsky.social
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And the Christian nationalist speaker of the house and most dems are going with the idea that all of the protests are anti Semitic and erasing the involvement of jews fighting for peace and the right is stealing the narrative.
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VoteBlue4ever
@voteblue4vr.bsky.social
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What an unbelievable newscycle we're caught up in.
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@jclima.bsky.social
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He doesn't have brain worms any more. They ate part of his brain and died of mercury poisoning.
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Robert Taylor 🇮🇱
@robdtaylor11214.bsky.social
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Also mercury poisoning
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Alex Wallace
@spanishspy.bsky.social
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unfortunately I am
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Matthew Cramer
@mattcramer.bsky.social
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MindCrime
@mindcrime.bsky.social
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Since the brain worms thing is from a divorce deposition.. so was that a really bold lie or totally true with receipts?
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Justin Noormand
@justin-noormand.bsky.social
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I knew Kahane was insane but, spurred by this post, I went and read up on him and oh wow he was worse than I remembered
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Neon Chinchilla
@neonchinchilla.bsky.social
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Holy shit... (I googled the worm thing)
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DeathsHead419
@deathshead419.bsky.social
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"Truth is stranger than fiction" isn't just a saying, it's also true.
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Serenity Now!
@cpo10za.bsky.social
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And for added stroke-inducing news, the car attacker’s lawyers are these ladies. bsky.app/profile/sara...
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Jonathan Gitlin
@drgitlin.bsky.social
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Well, the RFK Jr brainworm thing may just have been him copying an old episode of House to avoid paying his ex-wife alimony. But yes to the Kahane thing.
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Professor Furious
@professorfurious.bsky.social
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HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP
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Multi Hardcore
@handle.invalid
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I'm taking you to the hospital
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Willow
@rockshrimp.bsky.social
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Not myself yet, but working on it
@nimelennar.bsky.social
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Dammit. Who figured out the Question and the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything again? There's only so many times reality can be replaced with something even more bizarre and inexplicable before it stops being funny.
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Pete Mortensen
@morepete.bsky.social
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There's always the chance that RFK Jr. lied about having brain worms under oath.
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