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Jonathan M. Katz

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Gonna stake out this one in case it comes true: Trump names Melania as his VP

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Perry!🀄's avatar Perry!🀄 @experimilk.bsky.social
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i think it would be one of his daughters, melania don't want nothing to do with any of this anymore

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☕️ Jeremy Diamond's avatar ☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me
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Still thinking it’s Burgum. Vance if he actually thinks he’s losing.

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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Supreme Court rules she may have been born in Estonia to Estonian citizens but you just have to look at her to tell, that there is a natural-born American citizen. It was her inevitable fate, making her eligible.

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Jesse Baer's avatar Jesse Baer @jbaer.bsky.social
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Probably the best way to guarantee she doesn't kill him

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She’ll refuse

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Matt Waters's avatar Matt Waters @mwwaters.bsky.social
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It would be Ivanka, following the UK in modernity with removing male preference in royal succession.

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Tom Scocca's avatar Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social
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Meets the constitutional standard they can't reside in the same state

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patrick's avatar patrick @ptpower.bsky.social
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I put my money on Ivanka some time ago. It's possible she's actually smart enough to not want to have anything to do with him publicly anymore, but like everyone else in his orbit, he's likely got something on her with which to blackmail her.

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Jonathan M. Katz's avatar Jonathan M. Katz @katzonearth.bsky.social
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Late breaking developments

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clownpenis.fartlow's avatar clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social
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Come on up, Melanie

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Dave's avatar Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social
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My god, he'd be dead so fast. K, she's not US born but if he picks anyone in his family he'd be dead. Washington would become Westeros so fast.

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Matt Salomone's avatar Matt Salomone @matthematics.com
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Melania as VP makes so much since because continuity of government plans mean they would spend even less time together

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smarch sadness 's avatar smarch sadness @thebridget.bsky.social
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I've always thought Ivanka. She held the highest position of any his family members in his last admin.

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Travis Dawry's avatar Travis Dawry @tdawry.bsky.social
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Ivanka is actually eligible.

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Raptorized Ira's avatar Raptorized Ira @raptorizedira.bsky.social
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Mike Pence.

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The Achiever formerly known as Karl's avatar The Achiever formerly known as Karl @urban-achiever.bsky.social
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surely he'll ask ivanka first

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Jennifer Van Goethem's avatar Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social
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I know nothing matters anymore but she wasn’t born here which of course would make it all the funnier.

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