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Beezchurger and Flies with a Dr. Pepper

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Please tell me again that the current state of environmental collapse is due to whether or not I manage to successfully shave a fraction off my carbon footprint this year.

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Celia Marsh's avatar Celia Marsh @tanaise.bsky.social
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This is like a carbon snowangel, not a footprint.

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Dickardo O'Johnson's avatar Dickardo O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social
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Maybe try eating only freeze dried foods to eliminate the need for that extravagant refrigerator. Youโ€™ll save on the electric bill too.

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cagey ratfish ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar cagey ratfish ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ @cageyratfish.bsky.social
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You can tell summer has arrived in my town when the gigantic German "overlanders" arrive. Camperized , garbage-truck-sized behemoths, complete with German plates. They've been shipped over here. Not even to the Atlantic coast of North America - this is the PACIFIC. i fucking loathe them

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Skorkr's avatar Skorkr @skorkr.bsky.social
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These fucks get a private jet to shift in their seats, my kid gets a mushy lollipop stick so he can save the planet

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chaptal's avatar chaptal @chaptal.bsky.social
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Screw it. Beer bottles out of the recycle bin and into the trash.

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Flux ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค's avatar Flux ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค @fluxandflow.bsky.social
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Yep. Tell me again that my adoption and use of a low flow showerhead/faucet is essential.

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Beezchurger and Flies with a Dr. Pepper's avatar Beezchurger and Flies with a Dr. Pepper @keffy.bsky.social
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The CNN post has a picture showing a very fancy teal car being loaded into a box with the headline of the article about rich people shipping their cars everywhere.

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Thomas van der Heiden's avatar Thomas van der Heiden @blindgoblin.bsky.social
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Yes, please tell me again how my book purchasing habits are ruining the planet.

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wallybuan0.bsky.social's avatar wallybuan0.bsky.social @wallybuan0.bsky.social
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That we allow the existence of billionaires is a failure of society

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Avrila, dodging COVID round 2's avatar Avrila, dodging COVID round 2 @ebrillblaiddes.bsky.social
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IKR? I am for everyone trying to chip down the problem the best they can without self-harm, but JFC is there some low-hanging fruit getting ignored.

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TS Hottle's avatar TS Hottle @tshottle.bsky.social
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Or you could just rent what you need at your destination. Even if I owned this year's Vette, I sure as hell wouldn't want to drag it across the ocean or drive it through the streets of London or Tokyo. Anymore than my 9yo Ford, I wouldn't want it out of the driveway/garage if I left home w/o it. 1/2

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FuzzWolf's avatar FuzzWolf @fuzzwolf.bsky.social
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Look, if youโ€™d only start using paper straws climate change would be sorted.

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Crab Wells's avatar Crab Wells @crabofdoom.bsky.social
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And like, it's gotta be cheaper to just buy a luxury car wherever tf you're going, and pay to store it when you're not there. No uber-rich person is going to jail in another country for expired tags or no local license. Yet, I don't know if this is an ego flex, or thinking of cars as live pets.

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Michael Mullady's avatar Michael Mullady @mjmullady.bsky.social
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Also as I struggle to pay monthly bills etc. super helpful this article is

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Chris Fitzgerald 's avatar Chris Fitzgerald @cofitzgerald.bsky.social
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Notice how itโ€™s framed as โ€œhey, interesting factโ€ rather than โ€œfuck these people letโ€™s sink their fancy cars in the ocean.โ€

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R. Wm. "Ruedii" 's avatar R. Wm. "Ruedii" @rwruedii.bsky.social
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These people simping on the rich so bad, not realizing how awfully arrogant this sort of behavior is when people are starving and climate change is a pressing issue.

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Grizzz's avatar Grizzz @grizzzlay.bsky.social
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Drink through your crumbling paper straw, you selfish ingrate!

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Clearly the problem is that you and I just buy too many lattes.

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