Very proud that the New York Times is publishing my op-ed tomorrow “Why I Don’t Eat Burritos Or Indulge In Sarcasm And You Shouldn’t Either”
Jul 04, 2024 at 21:01 UTC
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But around 2pm they'll change the title from "Don't" to "Won't" after the Circulation Department notes 5000 new cancellations. bsky.app/profile/donm...
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Oh, your joint piece with @scalzi.com ?
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I’ve come here for two things: to eat burritos and indulge in sarcasm and I’m all out of burritos
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For the health of myself and my country, I avoid taco trucks, and you should too
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Im getting the feeling ken is hoping to reap the benefits of a collapsing burrito market netting him a much cheaper burrito.
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lettuce wraps only for me
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I quit voting every year around the middle of November.
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I cannot even begin to express how happy I will be to read that, empty handed.
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hahaha!
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Tell it like it is!
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“Why I Am Always Kind to Associates and Love Articles that Don’t Link to the Court Case”
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Maybe you should change "Don't" to "Won't" to avoid awkward questions.
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The scorn it has for its audience is just absolutely infuriating.
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No one will ever check Taqueria Aztlan's Burritozilla Hall of Fame wall!
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"I Never Mention Hats and Neither Should You"
(stealth edit twelve hours later)
"I Mention Hats. Here's Why That's Bad For Joe Biden."
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"I Don't Reply To Skeets. Never Have, Never Will."
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Damnit... I just had a burrito today.. and worse, it was Taco Bell. But I was on an 8 hour drive and struggling.
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I really miss @sulliview.bsky.social 's presence there
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*waits for @scalzi.com to appear to regale you with the horrors he calls 'burritos'*
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written as you polished off that third burrito, of course
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🤣🤣🤣
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Don’t do this to me man, I can’t live without burritos.
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They promised me they'd publish my story first: "Why I don't play to win, and you shouldn't either (especially when you are playing against me)."
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"I have come here to eat burritos and indulge in sarcasm. And I'm fresh out of burritos."
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heresy
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... and why that's bad news for Biden"
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