Kara G

@kgz3.bsky.social

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Finishing that Masters so I can play with artifacts for a living. she/her

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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Call me an optimist, but I hope animals revolt and eat us all.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

I think I need a nap because I spent far too long trying to relate this to the Alfred from Batman 🤦‍♀️

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

He is fantastic in it!

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

I’m sorry! This has to be so frustrating.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

Y’all. I fell asleep during my root canal. That is a new level of exhaustion.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

’tis true that we are in great danger, The greater therefore should our courage be.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

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daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

*pokes my SNRIs with a stick* c'mon, do something

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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

Fellas, I am ready for those precedented times.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Success!

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

Love being an adult, where splurging means paying for a car wash AND breakfast on the same day.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

‘Yes, chef’ I mutter while refilling the cat bowl.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:56 UTC

Listen to the man, people.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Staring blankly at the generation that taught us we could be anything but are now mad that all we wanted was to be happy.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:47 UTC

And damn me, Ahab, but thou actest right; live in the game, and die in it!

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

We can joke all we want about the silly giant Stanley cups, but I’m just glad the young people are hydrating.

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Flakey Foont @flakyfoont.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

just set that pizza on the front steps for a minute

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

“I don’t appreciate that!” She yelled to a spider that was just walking across the floor.

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Handsome Hobo @thehobo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

I'd let Zuul possess me. I've always kinda wanted to be a giant demon dog.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

Give me your hand. Much joy and favor to you

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

I’m sorry, WHAT? But, also…yeah that sounds like us. 🤦‍♀️

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

i've seen this poem in years past but having recently gotten into looking for frogs it hits even harder

(the author is Sam Pink, www.instagram.com/sam_pink_art)

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Have to say, she seems really happy.

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

I break for crows in the road, pause for the caws

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

No, you unnatural hags, I will have such revenges on you both That all the world shall—I will do such things⁠— What they are yet I know not, but they shall be The terrors of the earth!

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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter @swolecialism.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2023 at 20:26 UTC

If you’re in your 30s and your circle isn’t talking about: • Spears (shivered) • shields (shriven) • riding now • riding for ruin • the wor;ld's ending • death • death • death … then it’s time to get new bannermen

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Je Hyeon Sim 심제현 grampy radish @naptime.theolive.garden
[ View ] Aug 06, 2023 at 17:19 UTC

Please make sure your friends have the Trans Lifeline number if they need crisis line help. They will not contact the police without your consent and are available throughout the US at 1-877-565-8860

7 replies 517 reposts 639 likes

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 10:47 UTC

have I been but forging my own branding-iron, then?

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

I hope a Druid punched them.

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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:54 UTC

Purrints&Purrtreon: linktr.ee/Purrinink 🐾🐾🖤

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Jazz hands can be used to end staff meetings, and start HR meetings instead. I know this now.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

My family decided to eat at a packed, loud, sports bar/pizza place. So, if you need me, I’ll be disassociating in the corner booth. 👍

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Je Hyeon Sim 심제현 grampy radish @naptime.theolive.garden
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

ST PAUL FRIENDS!!

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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

God blessed me with all this mental illness, better make the most of it.

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bsky fairy 🧚🏽 @krissywrites.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

maybe I’m weird but I really don’t understand why people (I was going to say more but that’s it I think. We’ll leave it there)

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 10:47 UTC

break your backbones, my boys

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

We agreed never to speak of it.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

I’ll back you up, if you’ll back me up 🤷‍♀️

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

Looking for new dinnerware…

www.ebay.com/itm/33474426...

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

Make a band less Mumford

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Unhinge the lower jaw

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Slippery Jim diGriz ⚖️ @jimdigriz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Them: ADHD isn’t a disability, it’s a super power! Me: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SUPERPOWER MAKES YOU HEAR THE THEME SONG TO CHARLES IN CHARGE ON LOOP FOR A WEEK

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

She’s heartworm negative after treatment you guys! Huzzah!

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 10:47 UTC

I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

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James @tarnation.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

I like hanging out with my friends* *trees in a forest

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

Don’t mind me, just trying figure out how to politely ask if I can wear the lead apron the entire dental appointment. “Please, let me have the tiny weighted blanket whilst I lie drowning in anxiety, and pay for someone to shame me for my dental misfortune.” That oughta do it.

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Kara G @kgz3.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

Shout this from the rooftops.

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