Nothing pisses me off more than prepping a freaking salad while I’m starving
Jul 05, 2024 at 01:07 UTC
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You need to eat a big cheeseburger while you prep the salad.
Helps to keep up your strength, you know.
But don't put any fancy extra stuff on it like mustard. You don't want to ruin your appetite.
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I’m always undecided whether I go out and spend $19 on a salad or stay in and spend $32 on salad ingredients to make my own salad.
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I love a salad. I HATe making a salad
(starving or not 😹)
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PRO TIP: EAT OFF PEOPLE'S PLATES.
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I've never felt so seen in my life
Also i hate the part of myself that hates making salads but idk what to do about it lol
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Ah Jul 5 the heady scent
of burnt things & BBQ vomit
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It’s like the vegetables are literally mocking you.
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The trick is you eat all the fixins as you're cutting them up. That the way the salad starts immediately.
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to me it’s when you make a delicious sandwich but then have to put away all the ingredients after.
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this is when i start just eating handfuls of leaves
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*chopping vegetables, hoping one is secretly cake
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yep, working in a restaurant sucks
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That's where you stop bothering with the salad pred and just chow down on a carrot like bugs bunny
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I never mind tossing a salad 🥗😆
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