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Marjorie James Keenan

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enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ˢᵃⁿᐟⁿᵃˢ ᶦᵗ ᵍᵘᶦᵗᵃʳ ᵒʷⁿᵉʳᐟᵒᵖᵉʳᵃᵗᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ


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Hadas Weiss's avatar Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social
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i keep forgetting about the adhd support group

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Hadas Weiss's avatar Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social
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i’ll only attend the ocd support group if it’s set up just so

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Aunti-amy knows what tf up

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amy🧘‍♀️'s avatar amy🧘‍♀️ @melatonin.bsky.social
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the last thing my aunt said re: mortality before her sudden immediate unexpected death was:: Just do fun shit until you die

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All rings and bracelets are up to 90% off

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volunteer designated driver (40 oz malt vinegar in my lap at all times)

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Lego Dolemite's avatar Lego Dolemite @psychoalpastor.bsky.social
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Someone in America needs to establish a combo seafood frying restaurant along the model of a British fish & chips shop (but incorporate spices into the seafood) and hood style liquor store. I wanna grab some fried catfish & shrimp & fries with a 40oz malt liquor at the same place so bad 🙃

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no, you're thinking of that TV show "It's Always Something About Marydelphia" very common mix-up tho

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Gwen Pepperoni's avatar Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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a mall store named Traumatize, but the i is a necktie and slightly angled on the sign

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ngl the 'z' is got me feeling weird too because it's 'Traumaties' right, so why are you attacking me right now?

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more fireworks tomorrow I'll wager

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got the demons in me shush them all away

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yes, very light-weight summer-weight bees, we trim their little legs so 10% less furry and when they all flap their wings at the same time it's actually cooler than exposed skin, like a little personal AC, here try these on

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mess bull get hornt

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*setting up hot and cold mini freak sauce bar

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bicycle jesus slalom bombing in peace brah

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what if?: beard of bees(summer-weight) 🤔🐝

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Chris Steller's avatar Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social
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I don't call it social media, I call it scoldy media Sheesh!

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For sale: baby cuffs, never worn

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Do you really think this type of post helps, Chris? read a book, educate yourseff; skeet better

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aw crap and on the weekend too, maybe elevate it or maybe try a splint *googles nae nae first aid

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*biiig hit ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵈʸⁿᵃˢᵗʸ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵗᵗᶦᵗᵘᵈᵉ

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NYT: "Will not even God rid me of this turbulent priest?" (gift article)

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Herman a real one don't act like youn't know

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ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
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dropping hints to the other guys at the cathedral that I’d like to join their secret order. “one thing you gotta know about about me? I love doing rituals. that and wearing robes and hanging out in a crypt”

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candles, torches, any open flame is great

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talk about making some grapefruit-sized testicleade out of what life gives you

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Rachel's avatar Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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I did have two wolves inside of me. But they were kinda cranky so I replaced them with cats I say as I push your coffee off the table.

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Twitter Premium++ will delete your account for you

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snaxes

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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[me, tryna fit in on bsky] these nuts!

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You're at the combination oriental grocery store!

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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never met a dog that misread the vibes

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yeah

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Peter Sagal's avatar Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social
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The very worst thing about social media, including this site and the Bad Site and every other site, is the illusion that by posting on it you’re accomplishing anything.

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gd those fux newssumbitches

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Sometimes Cathy makes me ACK

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that is straight fkn bullshit

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Ashley, Inc's avatar Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Sorry for scaring you but yeah I’m a dog now

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Local abysses looking to go deep

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::SPOILERS!:: sorry!

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TWIST! The Australian gentleman was the nutsack in the window

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butterscotch clouds, a tangerine, and a side order of ham

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Can you understand what the parents are saying?

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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when we are heads in jars i hope we're all on the same shelf

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*Kickstarter admin dealing with sudden 10000% traffic spike: "tf is happening??!"

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