Klumpmeister

@klumpmeister.bsky.social

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Retro gamer and dog dad

He/Him

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

Crystal Clear HD Cherry Cola

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Finally Cherry Cola in Clear HD!

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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

It is not that anyone here would be interested at all, he lied, but the #CocteauTwins have just hours ago revamped and updated their YouTube page to finally include all their official videos over the years, in hi-def at that. So. You know. Not that anyone here would be interested as I said.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

Time for an economics lesson.

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Lilly ⭐️ @mothcub.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

Alone and cute in an endless, dark world.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

I should start an Occult shop named: Gothics, Gnostics & Garlic Knots

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PAPERBEATSSCISSORS! @paperbeatsscissors.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

vibe for the week

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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

anyway here’s a baby raccoon sleeping in a hammock

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Rest in Power Marsha P. Johnson. August 24, 1945 – July 6, 1992.

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 19, 2023 at 11:58 UTC

Shelly Duvall

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Erik_Nilsson @x1237valr.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

I am obsessed with this movie right now. I want to post images of everything. It's so gorgeous. And the chaos they're bringing to the world of men and the wealthy, magical 🙌🌼

Now Watching: 'Daisies' (1966) 📽️ #nw #filmsky

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TW @twesq.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Bee Coyote Ugly

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Jim Zub @jimzub.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

This photo is pure 2024.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Pour one out to all the liberals who thought Neil Gaiman was based.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

No wonder he still get work in this country.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

Being on bluesky is like being in a classroom full of dweebs who screech out loud to get attention.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

Bubby Bear

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Steve-O: The human litmus test of white male privilege.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

I will use this as a mantra when posting from now on. 😜

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

It is Disability Pride Month - the perfect time to learn about ALT text and start using it! www.perkins.org/resource/how...

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Bree Lundberg ✨ @breelundberg.com
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

For Disability Pride Month I’m once again begging for more artists to start considering accessibility and add alt text to your images. It helps low/no vision folks, neurodivergent folks, and more. Plus alt text shows up in searches! There’s a toggle in settings so you won’t forget. 👇

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Frame from a non-musical film with a great soundtrack

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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

Do you ever see a joke so perfectly executed that you just have to stop and exhale for a second?

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

Go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

Quit dooming and feed a neighbor, America.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

Its been nice to just pick up a book and read while not letting my brain get sucked into attention black holes like social media.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

Another brain dump post. Hey I'm good at bluesky

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

brain dump post

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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:00 UTC

Twin Peaks: Hawk, Truman and Cooper.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

Gotta find community but not “online” enough to keep up the quippy quota.

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

It’s that time of year again!

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

Happy comfest!

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Hose them down for a water break they are cracking.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Much more chemistry and maybe a tad more lucid.

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Sasha's RetroBytes @sharkabytes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jan 16, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

🕹️ Digital Visions 💿 "Mizzurna Falls: Country of the Woods and Repose" 32-bit PSX visions of small-town Colorado circa 1995. The locale for an ambitious 1999 Human Entertainment adventure game inspired by Twin Peaks. Mizzurna Falls received its first full fan English translation in 2021.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

From the Eaton, To the Olentangy, awaits the promised land!

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

Dang, where did I place my benching britches?

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

It’s been too hot to be dehydrating yourself lately.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

Didn’t expect you to drop this bomb on a Friday! open.spotify.com/track/3wqPxk...

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

You could use more ranch.

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Bear crunch on a ice cube

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Aabra C. Mastodon, PDX Stereotype @acjaggard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

#RIP Françoise Hardy. You were literally the only good thing about "Grand Prix" (other than watching my clearly confused spouse fall in love with Peak Jessica Walter.)

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Kazuyoshi Kawasaki @kawasaki1972.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Françoise Hardy (1964).

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Spooky Sara @pashion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

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Klumpmeister @klumpmeister.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

Do some calisthenics to pop it like Macho Man does to this hamster.

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The Striped Bananas @thestripedbananas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:10 UTC

Adieu Francoise Hardy. The chic iconic singer songwriter actress has passed on.
#FrancoiseHardy

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