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Kyle Lynch

@klynch.bsky.social

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Singer, hiker, Florida Man living in NYC. I suck at social media

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youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?...

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That's a naw from me dawg

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Deep cut

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Actually paid attention for the first time to the lyrics in "Electric Avenue," and uhhhh not sure how I missed all of that. I blame Montgomery Ward.

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The "sharpest" legal minds from the best law schools couldn't understand bump stocks. These are the people with lifelong posts controlling 1/3 of the government. We're fucked.

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Knew this guy was a toad when he shook his head and said "not true" at an Obama state of the union.

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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent

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Hell yeah I know body parts. Make me a doctor you cowards

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I'm starting to think this Alito fellow isn't on the up-and-up

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I'm so so sorry about your loss

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I feel like this story is published every couple of months.

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My master's thesis (long forgotten by me), has been cited three times. 3 is surprising because I would have thought the number being closer to 0. Dare I look at the citations?

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1. Donna Shalala 2. Bill Clinton 3. Elizabeth II 4. Edward VIII 5. Hitler At least I think I shook hands with Shalala. She was the president of where I went to grad school. I could have shook hands with Clinton at a Starbucks. Didn't want to bother him though.

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I sent this message to the UMass administration yesterday: "I was looking forward to speaking next week at UMass Amherst. I visited two years ago and everyone was awesome. My nephew graduated from there and got a great education. But calling the cops on peaceful protesters is a shameful act...” 1/2

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kilgore trout's avatar kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social
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cool. sounds like you don’t need us then

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Well obviously he's holding an enlarged picture of the cover and not the actual book because cops don't touch books.

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Breaking news: work still sucks

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I have the ague. Send for a barber and tell him to bring leeches, post-haste!

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Doesn't gaf by the looks of it

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And yet they went with THAT pronunciation.

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The NY Phil has told that oboist to pound sand. They took his Mozart Oboe Concerto off the program and replaced it with Mozart's Symphony No. 13.

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Real finger on the pulse stuff right here.

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I'm barely a professional musician and even I know about that because of music twitter

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Oh look, the 2 douchebags have been benched

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The oboist is performing the Mozart concerto next month and if I had more time on my hands, I'd love to go and boo him loudly.

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Absolutely horrible

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I'm looking forward to the judge doing basically nothing about. Thus, enabling Trump to keep doing this sort of thing.

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"You are [...] unbiased" *Proceeds to list dozens of alt-right biases*

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Oh yay, Kyle Smith graduated from the NY Post and is now at WSJ

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Oh great, so now there are gonna be blind pigs

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LOOK, CHILD! LOOK UPON THE SUN! BEHOLD ITS TERRIFYING BEAUTY!

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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The trick to looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye is to push through the initial blindness and keep staring until you develop Ultravision

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Hey now, some of us are looking for a livable cardboard box that we might get to snag for under $200/m.

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find myself reminded daily that very few things on the internet are aging better than this banger and I don’t even live in new york

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Oh great... A delusional self-absorbed dolt. What a nice type of person to have as a boss.....

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andy™'s avatar andy™ @andylevy.net
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y’know who didn’t skip good friday to preserve his health ahead of easter

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Don't worry, I'm sure they yell at business meetings as well

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