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World's most reasonable Taylor Swift fan


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"Government Repair Truck Coffee Conversations" is an event name so terrible, it sounds like a garbled AI prompt

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Relevant: “Every respectable artist in this country was against the [Vietnam] war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turned out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high.” -Kurt Vonnegut

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With respect from one KJ to another, this is good to know but I'm not sure it's feasible. Neither "Sir Firstname" nor "the Prime Minister" make it clear who is being talked about to many people outside the UK

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If I was Jewish like Leigh appears to be, I would probably think twice before making arguments like “I can tell an individual is bad based on the dominant religion of the ethnic group that person belongs to.” Historically, that exact thinking has not been kind to Jewish people!

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If you have the time today, please spare a thought for the person with the worst luck in the world: Chloé Stawski

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Have we ruled out the possibility that these people simply want Trump to win and this is just a strikingly flimsy pretense to appear like they don’t?

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Yeah, I think Biden sucks and wish he wasn’t the candidate but realistically, there’s just no one else to sub in 4 months before the vote and I think anyone pretending otherwise is fooling themselves

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I feel like Girls5Eva would do surprisingly well in Elden Ring

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Always remember Wggum's Law: the law is powerless to help you, not powerless to punish you.

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87%: Average viewer’s blood pressure spike. 135,000,000: American adults who were apparently worse choices for president. 73: Undecided votes at stake.

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Fair but luckily for us, my wife isn’t a vegetarian for moral reasons. She just doesn’t like the taste and texture of meat. So stealth lard wasn’t a concern

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I think some people are just not very bright about food. I remember blowing my mom's mind a few years back when I told her quesadillas were vegetarian. She genuinely had not realized and had been panicking that there wouldn't be vegetarian options for my wife at the local Mexican place

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I’ve got zero. My wife has 242 and that’s after someone took her phone and deleted several unread texts because the number was giving them secondhand anxiety

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This is also probably the most effective way to end for profit prisons (another moral abomination) as a concept. They can't turn a profit if they're legally mandated to provide fair compensation to prisoners

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I'd actually respect someone arguing #3 is better than the other two. Would I agree? No, but the sheer brazenness would be refreshing

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My city has tool libraries where locals can borrow tools for free and learn how to use them. I went from being a new volunteer to a shift lead with all the access codes and even got put in charge of rewriting the volunteer manual all in the span of 4 months

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Ah, police and not caring about rape. One of America’s most iconic duos. Right up there with police and every form of civil rights violation you can imagine

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Had way better music too

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I've been riding the "hopefully Trump dies of natural causes before 2024" cope train for years it's only brought disappointment

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I'm so white that I need sunscreen to safely turn on my living room lights. So I'm aghast at the rise of people who think sunscreen is some grand conspiracy and avoid it

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It's absolutely a meal if only so that I can save face. "I just had a wonderful five-course meal in New Orleans" sounds much less embarrassing than "actually it was 15 servings of deep fried dough covered in powdered sugar"

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Yeah, I'm shocked the number isn't even higher since plenty of businesses burst into flames at the mere thought of paying a recent grad above minimum wage

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"What if we made the video game bullets pro-trans?" is the purest distillation of ineffectual rainbow capitalism to date

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“Nice, Cannes” -me listing French cities

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This is trolling, right? Bork is the textbook example of a judge pretending to have technical process objections as flimsy cover for his bigoted views

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It’s been maddening seeing this play out with the new Assassin’s Creed game. Bigots lose their minds at the “historically inaccurate” black samurai MC. Historians point out we have tons of proof he existed. Bigots ignore that and continue pretending it’s historically inaccurate

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We've successfully content-ified knowledge. Having a lot of something even or maybe especially if it's useless and incorrect is seen as more valuable to Google than accurate information. Bleak stuff

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One of my friends jokingly refers to this as infobia (playing off of info and phobia) to convey this type of person's hatred of knowing things

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This is all true but I will admit to a begrudging respect for his used car salesman skills. Offloading Twitter at an absurd markup in the midst of huge controversy to an even bigger chump who should have known better is the only truly impressive thing Evil Patrick Rothfuss has ever done

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The anecdotal example I use is that I was spanked many times as a kid and my youngest brother who’s only 6 years younger than me was never spanked. Half a decade was all it took to fall out of fashion in my own family

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Yeah, it's been maddening trying to explain it to people who are only half paying attention. People are very resistant to the fact that Netanyahu does not care about the hostages and just wants to keep fighting for his own ends

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Damn, is there anything more humiliating than being told “I agree with you but you seem a little fixated on this” by Elon Musk of all people?

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Stuff like this is gonna hopefully radicalize an entire generation to be pro mass transit and walkable cities

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LinkedIn is a mental disorder

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My wife is never going to forgive @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social for the newest If Books Could Kill episode. Having to ask me to explain anything about Elden Ring in order to understand the joke references is the worst thing that's ever happened to her

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You’re welcome. And also, thank you! It was such a fun read with a lot of great moments

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He should change his substack from “Singal Minded” to “Singal Brain Cell”

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Aaron Sorkin, advancing menacingly with a typewriter: nice national outrage you got there. It'd be a shame if someone dramatized it into a 3-hour meditation on how the internet has devalued democratic norms The public: Aaaron, no! Please! Sorkin, typing: Interior: Meta HQ, Time: 30 days before...

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if i had been pharaoh i would’ve yielded after 5 or 6 plagues tops

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George Orwell wrote an entire book to explain doublethink and McWhorter managed to perfectly and unknowingly demonstrate the entire concept in just 2 consecutive sentences

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Thanks for pointing me towards a useful Bluesky tool I was unaware of. I get the feeling this labeler is gonna be a big headache saver

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Absolutely. Conservative ideas are some of the most overexposed views in the country. I don’t know anyone who is even slightly politically engaged that doesn’t know every conservative position on basically any issue one can think of

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Some parts of Disneyland have been unionized for awhile (foods was when I was there) but other parts, especially the entertainment roles, weren’t for reasons I was never fully sure of

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USC doesn’t want her to talk about genocide, but she minored in “resistance to genocide.” It’s amazing. A school offers an area of study, a brilliant student follows through on it and is punished as a result.

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I’m still in awe at how abruptly the bottom fell out. It really did feel like one week she was still a master of the plausible deniability game then the next week she was retweeting Holocaust denial from accounts with names like “End Gender Communism”

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Of course Frieds finds basic journalistic due diligence extraordinary. That explains a lot about the quality of his work

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I can't speak for legal academics but astructural, convoluted reasoning was frustratingly common among academics in my field (English) when I was still in academia. I often felt like they took pride in the abstruseness

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this is art

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Me: kind of scummy that GR would make an entirely separate fantasy category rather than risk letting a romance fantasy win in fantasy award Rando: oh I get it, you just hate romance Me: ??????

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I criticized the Goodreads Choice Awards making a romantasy category which struck me as a clear attempt to dodge Fourth Wing winning the fantasy category that year. Some random Redditor then spent 12 hours yelling at me that I was an elitist who hated romance

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