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Andrew Nelson

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I push bits around. He/him.


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I’m okay with it because it’s going to prompt some people to ask “wait, what’s Project 2025” and look it up, as opposed to “oh, it’s political ad season again, when each side accuses the other of eating babies”

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I have not, and I shall rectify that. Thank you!

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Oh, yeah; I wasn't so much referring to this specific incident as the fact that it seems to happen pretty often, in a way that the GOP isn't as prone to. What's interesting is that the GOP has gotten more of it recently, with the MAGA and more traditional GOP wings fighting it out

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Biden IS a centrist, but he's also been to the left of the center on a number of big issues, especially labor; so I get your point and you're not wrong, but Biden in particular is complicated because he's such a weird grab bag of positions on some things. (like, his ghastly I/P position...)

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The party has a very, very, big tent, which means anyone who actually wins the nomination is going to be unpalatable to some percentage of them Like, we seem to be more prone to internecine bloodletting too, but part of it is that a coalition this broad will never have real consensus on most things

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They move right in response to poll numbers and op-eds, an actual electoral defeat would render the party unrecognizable (and impossible to differentiate from the GOP in a bunch of ways)

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We all pile on B+W for what happened after they got away from GRRM's source material and rightly so, but GRRM can't seem to stick the landing either! He's great at defying tropes and expectations, but eventually you gotta tack back to end the story (or be like "walkers win, everyone dies, the end")

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I know he won't, because that isn't who he is, but some of these pantswetters need a real lesson in when to stfu and focus on the real threat. Maybe Harris can step up Like, the time for replacing him was months ago. We didn't, so this is what we've got, put on the big kid pants and get to work

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This is amazing, even if it is a couple dozen direct attacks on my person. Rude!

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Can't stop thinking about the McSweeney's Sad Dad Bands, (first published January 14, 2022.)

Back on Twitter, I started a thread of my own riffs on Sad Dad Bands on January 17, 2022. Here is that thread, recreated.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha...

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I am as straight as it gets, but if inhaling some hog is what preserves the republic, well, at least I'll have a good story for the grandkids

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Yeah, but the first three items on the list are going to be whiskey, wine, and gin, and I just don’t know how productive I’m gonna be after that

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FRIEND: I can't believe we got transported to Dead World, but we're both alive. I wonder what they eat on Dead World. ME: All I know is, it better not be us! NEARBY SKELETON: It most obviously is not. We just starve unless alive meat TRANSPORTS here?? Get your head out of your ass. Fuck you.

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How much are these people barfing that they require a designated receptacle in the first place

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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Preliminary job interview. A knife is silently placed in front of me. My god. This is how it works? After some hesitation, making peace with how badly I need this job, I grab the knife and attack. "What the hell??", my interviewer says in shock, knife in chest. Shortly afterwards, our food arrives.

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This is your regular reminder that scams are now the background noise of our lives. They will take a million shots at you and threat actors only need you to let your guard down once.

www.itbrew.com/stories/2024...

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It’s bewildering; you got what you wanted, they conceded! If you don’t let up afterwards, the only lesson people will learn is to Never Back Down

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post malone ergo propter malone's avatar post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social
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we are not gonna make it through november On Here if we keep yelling at people after they back off their bad taeks

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The Tories got whooped so bad all the math around how they pick and change their leaders is broken, because it doesn’t scale down to numbers that low We need a word a whole lot more forceful than “landslide” for shit like that

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I assume Mr. Beans is there because he's toast

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Biden's mental acuity completely aside, any time I see stories about "elite Democratic donors" that include people like "Disney heiresses" talking to the press to get their way my immediate reaction is to think "fuck those people, how can I help ruin their plans"

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omg just looked at your timeline, that's awful

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:( whatever is going on, good luck with it

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Nextdoor is terrifying in a way Twitter and Facebook never could be, because these are people you could conceivably run into at the supermarket

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In the sense that he’s getting ravaged by syphillis, sure

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See, I was tempted to look it up and now I think I will just live with the mystery

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Microplastics Sommelier's avatar Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social
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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

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oh my GOD I thought maybe the headline overstated things but it absolutely did NOT

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They really should have entrances like pro wrestlers. Biden coming out sitting on top of a tank while Slash plays Hail To The Chief

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Sorry to see him go, but glad all is actually well.

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Kashana's avatar Kashana @kashana.bsky.social
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The founding fathers: checks and balances The Supreme Court: checks

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Honestly the best part about something doing numbers is seeing the pfps in the notifications that have cats, and getting to see new cat pictures

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Gregory Possum-Finder's avatar Gregory Possum-Finder @gregerskine.bsky.social
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the whole Thief/Rogue fantasy archetype spins out from Gandalf trying to get Bilbo to sneak into Smaug's place. If he had wanted Bilbo to install a mini-split in the cave, one of the basic D&D classes today would be HVAC guy

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I was fond of saying, "This is not <domain name>.gov."

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I didn’t include that one because I haven’t seen it yet, but fair enough; gotta get to that

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The only two people who’ve come close are Favreau with Mando and Harold with Kenobi and neither of them could sustain it

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I thought maybe you were overselling it, but no, no you were not.

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The All For One theme absolutely sends it over the top.

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Look, son: In this world, sometimes you just gotta take the L stair on your way to King Street 👑

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if it's any consolation I read it as "cops" at first glance

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You can tell who did and who did not moderate IRC/phpBB/whatever back in the day, because all of us who did learned the true shape of online group culture: your culture is the shittiest person you don't ban

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All roads lead to hawking colloidal silver

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This episode of Online Partner, Offline Partner plays out routinely here as well, sometimes with special guest star Mr. 10 yelling SHOW ME THE BOAT

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It’s basically “what if shonen anime, it Superman”. When I say they “get” Supes/Clark, what I mean is that they really convey his sense of hope and kindness, as he struggles with what being a god in all but name really means. Highly recommend

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Glen's avatar Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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With the exception of the collar, the new live action Superman suit is almost an exact copy of the My Adventures with Superman design

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