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Kris Wernowsky

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Journalist | Editor | Writer | Multiple-Dog Owner

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“Constantly talking is not necessarily communicating”

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Embarrassed that I didn’t know the connection

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It’s almost as if there’s no consistency to what they say and what they do. Weird.

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Paal Enger, a rising prospect for a celebrated Norwegian soccer club who traded a game that he loved for art theft, culminating in his infamous 1994 heist of Edvard Munch’s masterpiece “The Scream,” died last month. He was 57.

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I’ve noticed it’s starting to appear on the radar of people who aren’t perpetually online, which is good. Maybe people are starting to see these threats for what they are.

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Former president Donald Trump sought Friday to distance himself from a conservative think tank’s plan, known as Project 2025, for the next Republican presidency, as Democrats work to make it a political vulnerability for Trump in the November election.

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Criticism is just, "Why the thing everyone loves is actually bad; the thing every hates is actually good" Case No. 42,928: The Bear.

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Kurt Andersen's avatar Kurt Andersen @kurtandersen.bsky.social
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Next Parliament membership per exit polls: LEFT Labour 63% center-left Liberal Democrats 9% RIGHT Conservative 20% far-right Reform UK 2% Heartening to see. And ironic: day we celebrate breaking away from them, and 3 days after SCOTUS decides presidents may act like kings.

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Glad our era of “hey, ho” stomp rock is over.

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Not all fireworks blow off your fingers. Some just hurt really bad and permanently damage your hearing. The trick is to throw them after you light them. Hope this helps.

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What that like?

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This Fourth of July, please remember those bravely serving in our ongoing war against Canada.

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“American Flag, 1977,” by Robert Mappelthorpe.

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Twitter: America, Trump 2024, happy 4th. Bluesky: Internal leftist fighting, colonizer talk. LinkedIn:

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You’d think Kennedy supporters would avoid dog controversy at the parade, but you’d be wrong.

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Shayan Sardarizadeh 's avatar Shayan Sardarizadeh @shayan86.bsky.social
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A viral story that alleges Ukraine's Olena Zelenska recently bought a rare Bugatti car in Paris is the work of an AI-powered disinformation operation, run by an ex-Florida cop now based in Moscow, that pumps out a network of fake news websites aimed at Americans.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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let me make this clear: not voting is a vote for trump. voting for a third party is also a vote for trump. you might think voting for biden is safe but no sorry those votes go to trump too. votes for trump himself however get stored in an unused walk in freezer at mar a lago and count toward 2028.

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Sure it’s just a coincidence that the Trump conviction is basically off every news homepage. Just absolutely positive this isn’t exactly what the GOP wanted. The democrats are nothing but predictable in their bed wetting.

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The skeet from the lion’s head?

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Lady we bought our dog from made us sign an unenforceable contract that said we wouldn't vaccinate our dogs and only feed raw beaver meat. You'd think that a libertarian living in rural Ohio who experiments with pet eugenics would know about what I can or can't do with what is now my property.

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I really don't think we're seeing honest or accurate polling about abortion in this race. I think their internals are probably far worse than what we're seeing on this issue.

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It's abundantly clear that Republicans are terrified of facing literally anyone but Biden.

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Oh nothing, just the best haircut EVA

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Looking for someone to hang up by their Buster Browns.

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She won a Pulitzer for exposing how the country's poorest state spent federal welfare money. Now she might go to jail. "The rabbit's got the gun now," said a lawyer for former Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant, who is trying to force reporter Anna Wolfe to reveal her sources.

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Did the Dems panic-launch all their RFK Jr. opposition research at once?

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Dr. Holly Walters's avatar Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social
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Don't forget the Sharpie.

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To the tune of Handel’s “Messiah:” 🎶 Roger Ebert 🎶

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Rare thing seeing this in the wild

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I kneel in the direction of Google HQ chanting my mantra, "the electricity needs of AI supercede the human requirement of an inhabitable planet" outside the window a choir of Boston Dynamics robot dogs bark the national anthem

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Ugh. Gonna mess around and buy the Celtics.

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Explained to 5-year-old nephew that King of the Hill is a cartoon for adults, and he said, "Like the news?" The kids are all right.

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I “boo” while I vote. Makes it easier.

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Oh lord, Hawk Tuah is gonna decide the election like Jenna did in that episode of 30 Rock.

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No, Rick, the memes AREN’T giving me comfort

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Rick Hasen 's avatar Rick Hasen @rickhasen.bsky.social
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My new one @Slate: "Trump Immunity Ruling Will Be John Roberts’ Legacy to American Democracy"
Is the Supreme Court obtuse or disingenuous? slate.com/news-and-pol...

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Agent: That's amazing. What do you call your official act? SCOTUS: The Aristocrats.

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Thank goodness there are fresh terrible things to distract us all from the other recent terrible things.

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