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How about a hug

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Has anyone tried to do a Telltale Heart type deal on Biden

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Heave That Colossal Orb: How Omnipresent Coral Insects Are Getting God's Foot Back on the Treadle of Your Loom

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Check Please: The Lost Art of Mom Cutting Your Food Into Convenient Bites

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I think Moby Dick was the book that got me reading literature again and out of the rotten habit of Gladwell type stuff with titles like Made You Look: What We Really Mean When We Say Hey There's a Gorilla Over There

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The ad placement in this article about a guy who blew his head off with fireworks

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Guy with pathological demand avoidance: no, I don't believe I will get funky

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Joe Camel is actually repulsed by human women, he's just very media savvy

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"The debate over whether free will exists or is illusory is one of perennial problems of Western Philosophy, yet many Oriental systems of thought are utterly unvexed by this duality,"

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Our medical ethics consultants have a penchant for purple prose and I wonder if that's my institution or just how they are

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Comic captioned: "Pete Seeger continued to mine the old testament for inspiration but nothing ever had the impact of Turn! Turn! Turn!" The panel shows him with his band, singing 🎶 Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks 🎶

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Most of the Ecclesiastes verse quoted in Turn, Turn, Turn by The Byrds is pretty straightforward, but I'm not familiar with a cyclical pattern for gathering and casting away stones. Seems arbitrary, even Sisyphean

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I spent >35 minutes in the care of this patient including professional services. The complexity of medical decision making involved was HIGH.

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Problems: c/f doodooass shidding farding -shids and fards at baseline -shidded 6/10 -farded 6/11 -?doodooass r/o CTAP

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Doing a fellowship in Nephilim Medicine... people think they're just big humans and that's basically true, but man they're really big!

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“This too shall pass”, my ass. It’s gonna be like this forever

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"We have a saying in Texas-" No you don't. Shut the fuck up

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The largest rodent of North America lent its likeness for the empire's ubiquitous iconography. Scholars have suggested the beaver symbolized industry. Others say by recalling the frontiers of the predecessor American colonies, the Buccees dynasty established a new state myth linking the two empires.

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The Buccees Empire rose in the early 23rd century. Few records remain but the extant fragments indicate a multicultural polyglot civilization that assimilated remote peoples through cultural hegemony and trade dominance, rather than feat of arms.

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Fish fear me* *I'm not much of an angler it's just in their nature to be skittish

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I don't think a single one of those was one of the cool felonies.

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jumping spider mimicry by moths + others is one of my all-time favorite things bugs do. this Adela has both a very nice salticid eyes/legs patch and a cute but scruffy, wild-eyed face. not to mention the crazy antennae

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We’re gonna talk about the PENIS and the VAGINA

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This guy really sold me on smoking as a kid. He looks so cool

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(hands the wrong stuffie) You are so mean and evil You do things you ought not to do

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I'm totally serious. You can see them connect with the music instantly, intuitively.

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Blues is the best music for babies because they so frequently have the blues. Often out of proportion with their hardship, and with no one to empathize

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Modern day witches forum: - [PINNED] Supernumerary Nipple FAQ - Familiar keeps trying to suckle supernumerary nipple when I sleep help - anyone knwo good paste for supernumery nipple pain?????? - how many is TOO many - different familiars on same supernumerary nipple yay/nay? - [DELETED] 🧙‍♀️or 🧙🏿‍♀️

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Oooh Grugg know, he just take credit for gruggette work

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It says here you are proficient in the Oldowan industry. Any experience in Aechulean? Levallois? Oh Grug know all about Aechulean he Levallois project lead many moons (Later on cave reddit) Grugg lie in interview need help flake big rock sharp

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Me: I wonder if he did some kind of calculation to account for the sand that would blow away or if he's gonna be surprised when he gets where he's going Wife: I'm sure his wife told him to get some sand and he put zero thought into it otherwise

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Saw a guy yesterday pulling a flatbed trailer with a pile of loose sand on it

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You yell at one guy driving like a total asshole in traffic and then your kids wanna talk about it for weeks

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I've become a connoisseur of the AI human interest clickbait

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When the judge saw what the lady's boss did to the stroller he was FURIOUS and said he would have to pay. "You can't do that!!" "But your honor the baby was

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Oklahoma seniors have a buffet secret that is saving them thousands

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NYPD union sues mayor Adams over cops’ rights to use steroids

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Smoke on the Water is an aggressively dumb song but it's songwriting genius how the opening riff drops your IQ twenty points to prepare you to receive the rest of the song with credulity

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You don't see EMP guys anymore. Guys who produce 2 hour instructional videos on how key radio infrastructure of the national freight rail system is easily exploitable

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(Hearing come together for the first time) wow this guy is really bad at describing people

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Diogenes waiting for Plato to show up so he can make his little joke

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Swallowing a hundred king cake babies the night before my colonoscopy as a practical joke

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