Kind of incredible how easy it is to identify what he means by each of these
May 24, 2024 at 16:26 UTC
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Illegal hotel chain, for all that’s incredibly awful about it, at least solved a real problem (the need for short-term rental furnished apartments in residential neighborhoods) created not only by good things (hotel unions) but also bad ones (housing shortages and needless zoning restrictions)
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So much innovate. Future is here.
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Uber, Lyft
Airbnb
Crypto
Chat GPT
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He’s missing “Sales-Tax Evading Online Retail Innovator”
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also: the "Portable Panopticon"
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Ad-supported mass surveillance
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A decade of zero-interest and this is the best innovation tech can do
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Self driving murder machine shoulda been one of them
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IOT = "Appliances that spy on you"
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Electric dumpster
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Foreign Propaganda Outlets In Every Home
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But my favourite is the Slave food delivery.
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He forgot “Fake restaurant in chain restaurant kitchen”
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I was partial to fake blood test company for all the real life drama surrounding it.
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It’s funny cuz it’s true
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Wild.
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he left off the Self-crashing car and Cable, but worse
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How about "Rental market racketeering"?
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Yeah, this was not the toughest but to crack. Not loving that feeling.
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Lordy--I read the first as "Illegal crab company" & I was just about to Google it when I reread it.
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Illegal meals on wheels company.
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Alt text added
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leaves out
hellscape storeless department store
sky streaking global wifi network..
i'm sure i'm forgetting some.
mind-drug in a pocket wafer?
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my favorite is
FAKE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM
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mobile rube incinerator
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I'm mean, it's so hard to choose just one tho..
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At least "Fake money for criminals" gave us some good memes.
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Why didn’t Juice packet QR code make the list?
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I'm going to go with option 3, but specifically monero.
You can tell it's good at what it does because no major exchange allows you to trade in it.
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Im stumped on #3, got the others.
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I must have missed the "illegal hotel chain" one.
Is that referencing Airbnb…?
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What's the hotel chain? Air B&B?
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¡Me lo ha quitado de la boca!
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It's like the mob of old
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I still say that the issue with Uber isn't the technology itself, rather that it was used to basically destroy cabs.
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Well, he does seem to have nailed the top 4.
#5 would be:
Sell thousands of musicians' songs but keep the money for yourself. (Spotify)
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VR once again vindicated as the least worst bullshit in the room 😎
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Identity stealing sexbot
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In retrospect, *pogs, but uglier* seems like an age of innocence.
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