Lilli (she/they)

@lillianas.bsky.social

TIL that Thai slang alternative to "Netflix and chill" is "see the cat at my apartment" and I would 100% fall for this and be disappointed.

May 22, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

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Taka Hanazawa @takahanazawa.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

"i was promised a cat"

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James Mitchell @wotsac.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

To be fair the lady who is now my partner also got to see the cats

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Michael vs. 2024 @thepmann.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

Blind date, with her tits out: Want to come into the bedroom? Me: Yeah, in a minute, first I gotta see this cat

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Gillian Taylor @gillianftaylor.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

Who could be disappointed to see this pussy?

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Jack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

I remember "would you like to come up and see my etchings?" (England, 1990s)

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The Derek that gets mad about butter @ratcitypnw.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Well come on now. You havent met the cat.

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Ivy Jelisavac @becauseivy.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 08:28 UTC

Oh no I sometimes ask people if they want to see my dog and mean it earnestly, maybe I disappointed in the opposite direction

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@fiero @fiero.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 13:15 UTC

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Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

I would never stop searching the apartment. I wouldn't listen to another word that person said until I found the cat. They'd have to call the police. You don't just say something like that

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Nate is waking up @nf1nk.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

Is she not majestic though?

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evilDoug @evildoug.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

Me too, though I strongly suspect, I have little to fear.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

have you met claire

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e.g. Alice Roberts @murtwurt.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

this was actually my go-to line in my dating years, usually successful

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Ðavid Þetraitis @davidpetraitis.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

So would I!!!! Made me really lol.

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Capt. Curt Jackson @captaincurt.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

You can’t be much more peak erotic than this…

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Snamel @snamel.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

This happened with me and my now husband. He asked to come over and meet my cats and then he did just that, despite my best attempts to make clear why I wanted him to be there

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Your🐀text🐀here @worldoffoo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

"Wait so there's no cat here?"

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nora-hakase (野良博士) @nora-hakase.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

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Barry Norton 🌈 ♾ 📚 @barrynorton.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

Unnervingly close, though, to the 1980s trope of "do you want to see my puppies? - supposedly, we were told as kids, how a child molester would lure us as potential victims.

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Tom @stealthisbook.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

Twist--adorable cat, but also yearning for sex. I'd be torn, because adorable cat is a green light for me, but also cat owner would also be chill with a polite no.

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Julie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

This is the cat at my apartment. I hope you enjoy seeing Valkyrie nap.

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nika 🐦‍⬛ @sojapojke.de
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 14:03 UTC

I say that all the time and mean it because people often wanna meet my cat but then also it often leads to sex

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Allie, black Cat @ofvick.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

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queer & pleasant danger @laurenmpayne.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 06:41 UTC

the skyline provides

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Martin @concretebadger.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 11:11 UTC

My apartment literally has a cat living here (see my pfp👈) but she gets scared and hides whenever I have visitors, so... ...yeah. you're likely to be disappointed 😔

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