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Jodie Troutman@longtalljodie.com |
GOT HIS ASS.
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Jordan Hollinger
@jordanhollinger.bsky.social
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I'm sure there's more than one side to this story.
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Jolie Wormwood
@jbwormwood.bsky.social
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😂
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Capn B
@capnboxfort.bsky.social
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yeah, eat beans in hell pythagoras
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Keith Hamilton Putnam
@keithputnam.bsky.social
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Truly excellent the way the sub-headline expands on the information contained in the headline.
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Cardigans of the Galaxy
@deadcert.bsky.social
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I blame Bill and Ted
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David Birney
@davidbirney.bsky.social
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Stolen glory, what a tool.
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Gr8nanjan
@gr8nanjan.bsky.social
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So there really is "nothing new under the Sun". 🤣🤣
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Dan Doughty
@f3ttt.bsky.social
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Bastard was using AI to cheat
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Greg Olear
@gregolear.bsky.social
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Behold.
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Ramen Junkie
@ramenjunkie.bsky.social
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Just another Edison, Jobs type, riding on the coattail of other people's creations.
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Achronal Art
@achronalart.bsky.social
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We knew this though, didn’t we? Assyrian cuneiform tablets with quite complex math on have been known for a long time.
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Leslie Molson
@lesliemolson.bsky.social
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I knew it
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Slangword Scott
@slangwordscott.bsky.social
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All my faves are problematic.
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SkrumpBumpky
@skrumpbumpky.bsky.social
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My Pythagorean stone tablet is 1001 years old
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Amanda, moss goblin
@fluidfyre.bsky.social
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time to revolk his honorary doctorate 😝
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zach
@zachfountain.bsky.social
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Knew he was a poser
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Diogenes of Snarkadia
@diogeneslamp.bsky.social
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That lying son of a Greek.
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BBQdotgov
@bbqdotgov.bsky.social
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Stolen Math Valor
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✡️Sarcastic Barbie לֵאָה (tradwife arc)👩🏽🦽
@sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social
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Pythagorean stealem’
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Invincible Moose
@invinciblemoose.bsky.social
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I thought that the Pythagorean theorem was only named for him and not his discovery? He was known for the research on the length of strings under tension, which he apparently also didn’t discover.
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Brian Stephen Ellis
@brianstephenellis.bsky.social
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My man still had golden thighs AND met Apollo IN PERSON
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Little Gems
@lettucewrangler.bsky.social
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Stolen valor
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Antilles
@wedgeantilles.bsky.social
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Back then it was just the theorem
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Werewolf Bar Kochba
@dickius.bsky.social
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fuck him up socrates
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Donald E. Matthieu III
@donaldmatthieu.bsky.social
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lol. Why didn't Pythagoras do a comprehensive literature review?
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Martin G
@thatmartin.bsky.social
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As Pythagoras believed in reincarnation - obviously it was one of his previous incarnations that discovered it, wrote it down and Pythagoras just 'remembered' it!!
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En Sabah Neurodivergent
@spearhafoc.bsky.social
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This just in: Pythagoras invented a time machine!
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professional vibe shifter
@fuzzler.bsky.social
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JennrasaurusHex
@jennc.bsky.social
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Take that, cult leader.
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Marjorie James Keenan
@unenthusiast.com
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cancelled himself out
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AineRhymesWithLasagna
@ainebutlersmith.bsky.social
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😂
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lovelokest (nelle, she/her)
@lovelokest.bsky.social
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Its so cool! Tablet pictures (😍) and context: www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a...
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Dr. Amuly (she/he)
@amuly.bsky.social
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oh my gosh so I am SO SORRY but this is LITERALLY what my PhD is in I am a professor of PHILOSOPHY OF ANCIENT GREEK MATH so i just hAVE to show up and defend my boy: yeah, of COURSE right triangles were a THING before pythagoras. his innovation was the generalized PROOF
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skeet dreams (of you)
@judenonesuch.bsky.social
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Haven’t we known this for ….. ages
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Dan Shive
@danshive.bsky.social
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(Looks at replies) Today I learned triangles are serious business.
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Jess, digester of esters 🏳️⚧️
@lysistrata.dev
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Now all Pythagoras can be known for is his hatred of beans and irrational numbers
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Arne Ruddat
@codenaga.bsky.social
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Did he like to write on very old materials?
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Frank Cvetkovic
@gofrankgo.bsky.social
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More like the Plagiarean Theorem.
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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)
@jimnobu.tv
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I knew he was full of shit
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Ragnar Liaskar
@raeggi.bsky.social
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Maybe the grandfather of Stephen Fry was right and it was Peter Goras all along?
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Charles Wotton😷💉
@charleswotton.bsky.social
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analysis of Pythagoras' stomach contents reveal: FULL of BEANS!
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Motown
@motown.bsky.social
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Pythagoras, what a prick.
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Click
@clickflint.bsky.social
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mfer got Thomas Edison'd harder than Thomas Edison did
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ꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ
@yurei.bsky.social
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Pythagoras will never live this one down
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Life as Content
@trrrambo.bsky.social
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He thought he got away with some shit……………………………………………………………………………..(to the hundredth power) NOPE
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Not Affiliated With The IMF Since 1988
@sackofbooks.bsky.social
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His Pythagor-ass!
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Danny Lore
@weredawgz.bsky.social
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Showed this to my wife and she HOWLED at your response
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grrouch
@grrouch.bsky.social
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they did it in base 60 too, which is a lot more base than Pythagoras
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Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.bsky.social
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Triangles AND time travel?? Who else doin it in the theorem game like Pythagoras? Nobody
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Timothy
@timothyhelmuth.com
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Is that Tom Felton's relative
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Willow the Wah
@itswillow.bsky.social
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All the Pythagorites flocking to defend their triangle daddy It's adorable
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CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
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Receipt #1
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Tim Park
@timpark.bsky.social
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I bet he used AI to generate the theorem too!
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Nothings Monstered
@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
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Proof that Pythagoras invented time travel!
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swirlOsquirrel
@swirlosquirrel.bsky.social
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A better summation from 2009, is linked below. The Babylonians (and Buddhist Sutras as well) certainly could have calculated a square root, and understood this relationship, but that’s not the same as writing an explicitly elegant proof.
link.springer.com/article/10.1...
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FatGuyOnABike🔒
@fgoaborg.bsky.social
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Man, all the people in the sex cult he founded must feel really stupid right about now.
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