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My wife: please don’t talk about mushroom stuff at dinner Me: okay *one ice water later* Me: did you know oyster mushrooms are partly carnivorous

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Kelly Black's avatar Kelly Black @kellyblack.bsky.social
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Remends me of this famous rap moment:

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chipsfisch's avatar chipsfisch @chipsfisch.bsky.social
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They are what

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@LuLuRoche's avatar @LuLuRoche @luluroche.bsky.social
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Haha!

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Catinahat's avatar Catinahat @fizbansghost.bsky.social
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First time I watched it I was in Asheville and on mushrooms. Fucking synchronicity

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Catinahat's avatar Catinahat @fizbansghost.bsky.social
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Just watched the Brown Mountain Lights xfiles

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Traveller In Black's avatar Traveller In Black @traveller-in-black.bsky.social
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*watches your wife deploy the previously-hidden ice bucket on you as she now resorts to Skinnerian Conditioning on you...*

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My fam would love this!

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Tell me more!

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I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. 's avatar I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. @crabitha.slutmo.de
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i once took a foraging class led by a mycologist doing work using oyster mushrooms to clean up petrochemicals because they will gobble that shit up

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Margueriteathome's avatar Margueriteathome @margueriteathome.bsky.social
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I didn't know that, but I'm working my shift at grocery store now and you can bet I will tell every one who buys them tonight.🍄

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Alien Daze: l'enfer c'est les autres, mais je m'emmerde 's avatar Alien Daze: l'enfer c'est les autres, mais je m'emmerde @kellydaze.bsky.social
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They just nibble on their friends once in a while?

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Raimond⭐️wouda 's avatar Raimond⭐️wouda @raimondwouda.bsky.social
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Nobody gaf abt u lame ass mushroom boy get tf out here with ts Drinking ice water🖕🖕🖕M'en drink ice water have no testicules It makes them dissolve Lame as Fuck😂🖕🖕

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Michelle 's avatar Michelle @grrlysquirrel.bsky.social
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It's futile to try to resist the siren song of the mushroom.

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Tim-my Eat World's avatar Tim-my Eat World @t2thacoops.bsky.social
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that's just the ice water talkin

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Dr. Katharine Dickson's avatar Dr. Katharine Dickson @metaomicsnerd.bsky.social
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We’re talking about fungus diets?

let me take this opportunity to spread the herbivorous fungospel en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neocall...

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Audley: leftover wizard's avatar Audley: leftover wizard @audleyzdarke.bsky.social
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Wait, really? Please tell me more!

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Dreamcatcher's avatar Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social
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😂😂😂

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shayrul's avatar shayrul @shayruldawn.bsky.social
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🤣

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Tempest is doing a Kickstarter! BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Tempest is doing a Kickstarter! BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.elikwake.com
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I didn't! Tell me more?

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Skye De’Luna ᓚᘏᗢ ✨'s avatar Skye De’Luna ᓚᘏᗢ ✨ @agentdoubleozero.bsky.social
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I didn’t know this though so actually please tell me more 😯

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Serene 117's avatar Serene 117 @serene117.bsky.social
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So….gotta ask, have you read ‘What Moves The Dead’ by T. Kingfisher? Cuz shrooms are a relevant part of that book.

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💤arleck from Space's avatar 💤arleck from Space @zarleckazpa.bsky.social
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The ice water will do it every time.

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Valdis 🎧's avatar Valdis 🎧 @val808.bsky.social
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She was just miffed because dinner was sauteed morels in a mushroom sauce with mushroom salad and a side of grilled portobello caps and real homemade mushroom ketchup

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UncleEraserheadbabyBilly's avatar UncleEraserheadbabyBilly @lepcyrus.bsky.social
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"y'all it's gettin kinda hazy-i mean kinda mellow"

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🍄An Mushroom🍄's avatar 🍄An Mushroom🍄 @mycotae.bsky.social
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YES!!! I was just talking about that with someone else! They even hunt their prey and use venom to kill them. Some fungi use bait that lodge itself in nematodes mouths and they die! Mushrooms are perfect.

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David's avatar David @captaindavesailor.bsky.social
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Whenever I mention facts about (medicinal) mushrooms, I always get a blank or puzzled stare. It’s totally unknown territory for most people. Such a shame as mushrooms are AMAZING!!

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Chryse's avatar Chryse @chryse.bsky.social
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Yeah well, I ate portabello mushrooms fries last night, so there.

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Sam W's avatar Sam W @samiw.bsky.social
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That's my father. He visited not too long ago, and 90% of his visit over two days was spent talking mushrooms, watching mycology documentaries, and listening to podcast episodes about fungi that he wanted to show me. I'm the same way with the rest of the botanical world, so I can't complain!

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