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John Fitzpatrick

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My dogs seeing eye person


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Well done!

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Superman "flying" around in downtown Cleveland today!

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Twinsies with my pooch, Dexter

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Captured the southern Ohio Walmart shopping EV driving bad parking constituency I see

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I hope I’m wrong, not optimistic Americans are going to stop being morons

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Because he’s incapable of overcoming the perception that he’s a feeble old man, which is why he’s behind in the polls. It’s not what I want to happen, but we all need to face the facts

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Truth, but Biden can’t win, and I think he’s been a really good President

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Biden really needs to drop out. Ezra Klein was right

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Much less so in the AL

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Here’s how this meme should actually go FYI

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Really lucked into this one

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If you see this… post a photo you made at sunset (Naxos, Greece, 2023)

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After moving around a bit, I settled down in the next town over from my undergrad college (Kent State) and on occasion return to visit the student center, somehow go right by the good memories and the pit in my stomach returns from that first visit

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My stepson wrote a macro to register for his last seminar, completed the process about 6 seconds after he was logged in

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The first time I did this, after an hour drive, and a couple of hours in line, I managed to get all of three classes scheduled. Left in tears. (It all worked out, and we also had phone by the time I left)

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pro-tip: there's no such thing as an authentic or inauthentic recipe. food, like language, reflects generations of folks who nurture it and evolve it over time. except cincinnati chili wth is that abomination

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I keep thinking he was character from Justified

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I suspect as much as gets through, an even more insane amount is blocked

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The Rangers first baseman that night was Mike Hargrove who later played for the Indians and then coached their best teams in the 90’s

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The are we there yet joke is way too obvious

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Cleaning my glasses has become a big part of my personality

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I lack the words to explain how awesome this is on multiple levels. Take a half hour to watch and you're welcome

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A level of pettiness to which we can all aspire. Resident of Seaside, California was ordered to build a fence to hide from view the boat he parks next to his house. He complied.

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I saw him last year, he was phenomenal! This video looks to be from the early 90’s?

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Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat(s)

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Congrats, you got one of the seven days a year that's not the case 😂

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Glad the weather cooperated, I was worried when I woke up to rain this morning. It really was amazing

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Quite true, I was more judgmental of him since I live in Ohio. Now I’m just ironically grateful Tuberville is there just so JD Vance isn’t the biggest clown in the senate (though JD is much more a threat to the democracy)

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Of all the crappy people in senate, spineless Rob bothered me the most because he knew better and chose not act out of pure cowardice

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I hope Exley feels better!

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Stunned a bad call would go the Chiefs way in the playoffs

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New Sherwin-Williams Tower (center) in Cleveland is rising fast. Looks like a pretty cool building, especially on street level, right on Public Square. Lights up gloriously at night.

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The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.

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I’ll follow you wherever

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I personally would welcome our penguin overlords

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Ohio is the nanny state so called conservatives are constantly railing against

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National Parks have boundaries, but do not necessarily own all of the land within

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I'm sick and I don't even care

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these quotes are the equivalent of parking nukes offshore of the big ten league office. harbaugh is cooked

theathletic.com/5024796/2023... Big Ten football coaches frustrated with conference stance on Michigan: ‘We want something done now’: Sources

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Only the best and brightest

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You definitely should. Sleeping in to catch is no longer a thing, in my life at least, and going to bed early is the only way to get rest

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I think it probably does, but there's certainly truth in it. Maybe if we all found him funny, he's be less awful

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