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The world is collapsing around our ears // he/him
TTRPG writing: www.drivethrurpg.com/browse.php?author=Justin%20Miland

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“Ha ha, what? How often do I think about the Roman Empire? I dunno, not often?” —A guy really hoping the next question isn’t going to be how often he thinks about the Kowloon Walled City

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You don’t like our cursive German?

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And Lackadaisy-branded bathtubs

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How ‘bout shinin’ my steak over here?

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Oooh that sounds nice, I’ll have to remember that for my next doctor visit

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This has been my experience with them as well.

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Your move, Hemingway

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And soon I will be too, when I leverage this information to rob a bank

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Same, but with Neil Cicierega’s Mouth series. Couple months back “A Thousand Miles” started playing and I was thrown when Vanessa started singing

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Whoa whoa whoa. Just like that? Without even an exploratory committee?

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Phillipe from Achewood, who let you on here? You’re five!

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The crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd. Baseball’s back! Hello New York, I’m Bill McNeil

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Never go into battle against the Kids in the Hall

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Love to see someone get Golden Palace-pilled. There was also the GG spin-off Empty Nest about their doctor neighbor, if you want to be completists about it

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Best thing he’s written in 25 years and he doesn’t want to take credit? His loss

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GREY GARDENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EDITH “LITTLE EDIE” BOUVIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. SHOUTING LOUD WHEN I BICKER WITH MY MOTHER OR

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have you seen the latest from the Minnesota State Fair? Deep fried ranch dressing! The Norwegians aren't emotionally healthy and they're leaning into it
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We created lutefisk. That’s not the act of an emotionally healthy people

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I kinda feel like they’re contributing

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Every night I open up all the windows to let the heat out and cool the place off, and it’s worked pretty well—except tonight. 10:30 and it’s still 92 inside while it’s 76 outside. I want to complain to the sun’s manager

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A lot of what happens in Mad Max could never happen here. We don’t have the infrastructure in place to support that active of a wasteland.

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I’m sorry to hear it Dyl. I’m glad you’ve got so many good memories of her though.

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This is actually it for me, probably because all my family reunions happened in this sort of heat. I just want some fried chicken and more macaroni salad than is medically advisable

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Go inside and the whole place is just dripping with lighter fluid and parental disappointment

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What’s your Gladiator name gonna be?

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This is the third, maybe fourth?, concert of these I’ve been to. To my surprise it’s the live act I’ve seen most.

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Still haven’t heard the original, can’t imagine Mick sounding anywhere as good

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I wish they had licensed Lindsey Buckingham too, cause I want to see just how despondent and hollow-eyed they can make a Ken doll

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Amber is the Thiessen of your Tiffani

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Tiffani “Amber” Thiessen

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and if that isn’t something you want to drop forty bucks on, you could always get a payment plan

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Jesus wept. He read your timeline and He is just so disappointed. Big honkin’ sobs.

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My response when anyone asks me if I've seen the latest news:

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fuck neil gaiman btw

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There’s some fun stuff and JGL has good chemistry with Eddie. I’d say probably on par with number 2 (of course it’s not as good as the first—what could be?)

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

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