Allison
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ain’t that just the way
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Texan with too many jackets. Serious up to 10% of the time. she/her
Allison
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ain’t that just the way
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Allison
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I get this & I know you got it
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Allison
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yes please
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♥️
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Moira Donegan
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#Metoo ruined lives: the women’s. For the summer issue of Bookforum, I wrote about Christine Blasey Ford’s memoir “One Way Back,” the aftermath of disclosure, and what it means to be a public survivor when storytelling has proven futile. www.bookforum.com/culture/disp...
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Allison
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nothing specific, just tired of seeing it from a certain type of guy
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you’re not wrong, especially in this kind of space, but as it relates to SA, I would argue that this stance is so often spouted in bad faith that I suspect it’s very difficult to trust
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Allison
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yes. this is part of what made the kavanaugh confirmation so hellish as well.
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they’re beautiful!
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oooh maybe I should be working as a valet instead, as cover for starting a car thieving ring
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Allison
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we are not worthy
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Kiefer Starmerland
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Allison
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omg what if he texted me SECOND
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it’s a useful skill to have handy! it’s just endearingly funny that I’m in my 30s, still driving a stick from 2010, and it’s still important to him to emphasize the peripheral benefits
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Allison
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now we’re talking
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lol that’s what I drove at 16!
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It is 2024 and my dad texted me a WSJ link at 6:30 AM about driving stick shift to sincerely note that not only is my car harder to steal, I have a potential competitive advantage in the valet driving world.
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Kevin Snyder
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This one’s my favorite DVS tweet
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Allison
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👑
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d.ly
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happy birthday, hot dog
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Allison
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I have no doubt
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Allison
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did not see a censored Klee coming
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Allison
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let women have hobbies
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Allison
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which you will have so much time to do without this DJ gig! it’s perfect!
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Allison
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yeah by firing the DJ
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Allison
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unclear whether my brain would shrivel up faster with or without the drugs
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Allison
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honestly same
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Allison
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I’m always saying this
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Allison
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Fear (ft. Loathing)
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I have the utmost confidence in this business plan but your home is too beautiful to be at stake
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Allison
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we’re gonna make millions
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Allison
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consider: Murphy margarita machine
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Allison
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Grand Jury $20 off
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little lamb
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They should let a bald eagle smoke crack every Fourth of July and if he flies it means 6 more weeks of America
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austin
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finally, fireHERks
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Allison
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Leif Mulaney
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if he didn’t know what he was getting into, that’s on him
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innocent
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the Mariana Trench?
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i’m hired
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Allison
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Cheese is perfect
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Allison
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Portugal? New Zealand? Guatemala?
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Allison
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yes hello
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Allison
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may I present my friend Mr. Baby
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Jeff VanderMeer
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sand life
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mind your business hbo
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those baby turtles istg
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Shamus
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Moosh Wellington
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