Malcolm Reed

@malcreed.bsky.social

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:39 UTC

I'm surprised he didn't sell this to one of the US "Reality" TV networks. Old Donny is losing his touch.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

Sorry, what's an erg 🤔?

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

oh my god

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:11 UTC

It just gets better and better.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

Yes, he's gone!!

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

Holds his seat and concedes the election. Wow.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

The wig has fallen

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

WIGGY HAS FALLEN. I REPEAT WIGGY HAS FALLEN. Fabricant's seat goes Labour! RIP WIGGY

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

Excellent!!

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:43 UTC

Bugger

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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

Through my childhood, on election nights, my dad was the man under Peter Snow’s desk putting interesting facts on notecards into his socks. That’s how it was done before Google, kids. You got a very clever ASD man with some Oxford degrees to just remember interesting constituency histories.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

5 minutes of her and I'm back with BBC 1 #C4News

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

Same!

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:58 UTC

It’s time

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:58 UTC

This was shared in the comments on Sam Freedman's substack, this morning. Similar idea but probably less sweary.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

Haha, comments a la Ian Dunt 😁

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

All good things etc etc

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

Just laughed out loud at the arse scratching and people are looking at me in Costa

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:16 UTC

What kind of sandwiches, Prime Minister? JUST SANDWICHES, I TOLD YOU

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:05 UTC

The all-inclusive buffet of shame.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:02 UTC

As I read that, I was anticipating "where they've soiled themselves" but either one is probably appropriate.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 09:21 UTC

This is campaigning as performance art.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 10:27 UTC

Now you tell me 🥹

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fesshole @fesshole.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 10:25 UTC

Until I was 12, I believed toilet brushes were for scrubbing your bum clean after a shit. I only realised this wasn't the case when I was at a friend's house and asked his mum where the bum brush was.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 10:25 UTC

Known by his staff as Jimmy Dim. Allegedly.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 10:52 UTC

You're spot on Robin and I hope you pushed back. I'm staggered how much airtime is given to Farage. You'd think the Greens and LDs had shut up shop.

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Mark D Alexander @mad7500.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

If you follow this account be warned, they steal photos and put their own Watermark on them, claiming it’s their’s!!!! 😡🤬😤
Personally I just Blocked the pathetic Muppet..feel free to do the same… your choice
📷 🌱
Enjoy the rest of the day 👋
@bsky.app

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

"The Conservative party’s time is up. There surely can be no other conclusion."

Britain needs a fresh start - on.ft.com/4eE497v

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Naomi Alderman @naomialderman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

I am excited for 8 years of Starmer followed by a smooth transition to Rayner. Also I cannot wait to have a boring government that knows how to keep its mouth shut, not act hastily and not embarrass this country yet further.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

Not only a great song but he seems like a genuinely smashing bloke 🙂

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

It's specular!

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James Barišić @jamesmb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

Led By Donkeys has tonight infiltrated a Farage rally with a remote control banner. Absolutely epic!

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

At the airport departure gate last week, as my passport and boarding card were checked: Her: "thank you sir, have a nice flight" Me: [don't say it, don't say it...] "thanks, you too" On the plus side, I can never fly back to the UK.

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Curious Iguana @curiousiguana.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 10:55 UTC

This is a brilliant, brilliant piece of journalism. Let's hope the police now act.

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Big Green Books (Simon) @biggreenbooks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

I know, i'll add a picture.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

@roberthutton.bsky.social is currently my daily dose of actual lols 😆

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 10:04 UTC

Or in packaging which is impossible to open without reducing said biscuit to crumbs. Alongside the water dispenser which only offers tepid dribbles.

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Slimer! @gakoid.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 07:20 UTC

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 06:41 UTC

Might be a pigeon over there!

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

Killjoys. We all knew it was a bit of fun.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

The emails will be going out tonight "please chip in to help pay Nige's legal fees" Oops, sorry, sorry.... "Please chip in to pay Reform Ltd's legitimate campaign expenses" Phew, that was a close one lads!

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:04 UTC

Did the source manage to keep a straight face?

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Hotblack @hotblack.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

Dear Conservative Party. For future reference please remember that whether Farage is inside the tent pissing out or outside the tent pissing in… you still have a tent covered in piss. People don’t choose tents covered in piss.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

We'll join, then leave next day. That'll show 'em.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

This is the election content we've been waiting for. I expect it to feature prominently in the Six.

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Jared?

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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

Latte Illiberals: my SKETCH of Today in Reform, the Party of Working People With Two Million Pound Houses. thecritic.co.uk/latte-populi...

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

You're right, making eye contact usually works but this guy was having none of it!

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

Or by cars when you're walking. Trying to cross on a controlled crossing recently, I had the "green man" but 2 cars still came through. I stepped off the curb - the second car revved the engine and steered towards me!

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Malcolm Reed @malcreed.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

Currently arguing with someone on FB who thinks Laura K should not have worn a red outfit this morning because it shows lack of impartiality. I pointed out that last month, Laura was apparently a Tory stooge. No matter -I'm told she should have worn a neutral colour, like black.

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