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Manning Krull

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BLM. Mask up. Racists/TERFs fuck off. 🍉 No alt text, no follow.
Paper mâché, Halloween, Mardi Gras, New Orleans, birds for some reason? He/him. manningkrull.com/

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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on *drugs??*

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This will be my "Moose. Indian."

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I've really tried.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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I am 48 years old. Every time I see this sign it is impossible for me to not think, "Butt. Homo."

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[me, tryna fit in on bsky] these nuts!

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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I saw two turtles in the water hanging out with an upside down plastic bowl.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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Man I love me some sparklers-- wait a minute, *flammable?* Well 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 doesn't sound safe!

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Ken Lowery's avatar Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social
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Six months after the events of THEY LIVE, Dems sweep into office on a "please get rid of the mind-controlling aliens" platform. After 15 months, a Congressional committee decides not to prosecute. "It's time to move on," says President, as mind-controlling aliens in Congress charge their laser guns

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WEATHER IS HAPPENING's avatar WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.bsky.social
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USE THIS SETTING 2 ALWAYS MAKE SURE U ADD ALT-TEXT 2 UR IMGS:

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mx elle is eepy's avatar mx elle is eepy @ellearmageddon.bsky.social
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i want to add: if you’ve stopped masking for whatever reason, you can start again. it makes spaces more accessible, it helps preserve your health and the health of the people around you. it’s a tiny action you can take to make the world safer.

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No Particular Dave's avatar No Particular Dave @daveexmachina.bsky.social
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me and the guys are horsin' around in the particle accelerator. we accelerated a pencil, a shoe, and a coffee mug. now accelerating a sandwich. someone's looking to see if they can find a basketball

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Plain old Nolan “Jon Wolter” Void's avatar Plain old Nolan “Jon Wolter” Void @wolter.bsky.social
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Hey, non-Americans, this 4th I’m gonna let you in on a secret your American friends won’t tell you: all of us, no matter what we claim, have a cousin, whether by blood or by marriage, that has gotten bored and shot an inanimate object. Anyone disputing me in the replies is a liar. U-S-A! U-S-A!

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^ Fwiw, in certain cases, I am those other people. Maybe you are too! And certainly other people you care about.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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I'm asking sincerely, please don't make fun of anyone's physical appearance -- even if they're a terrible person. That's not a valid reason. You don't know what the person may be going through, and you're not thinking about the other people you're hurting with those kinds of comments.

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Once or twice a week we see a 6-foot alligator around here named Mr. H (Henri). I don't know where he was that night but he missed the opportunity to do something extremely funny.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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I have never been more eager to give America its birthday punches

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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Lesson one, if there's a bayou don't drive into it.

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In the fourth dimension, on some wind-blasted wasteland, there are a grim, nomadic people who recall Dippin' Dots as the Ice Cream of the Past.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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This was a high speed chase over someone shoplifting. L -- and I can't stress this enough -- OL.

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Hahahaha oh man this happened right around the corner from my house last night, right on the path I take when I head out for watching birds every morning, I woulda given anything to see this...

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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silliness is the refuge of the damned

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Kevin Church 🖖🏻's avatar Kevin Church 🖖🏻 @beaucoupkevin.com
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This gnome fucks.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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Turns out you can see one of them from space as well.

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Turns out you can see one of them from space as well.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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Found a little bit of info! Sadly it's gone, but it got a couple great reviews! No wait time!

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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Was just looking for something on Google maps in a neighborhood I'm not familiar with and dropped the little yellow guy to get an idea of the area and landed right here.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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ooh ooh does anyone want to hear my opinion about fireworks and whether they're for fucking idiots or not?

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My high school French teacher told me that when Wayne's World was being dubbed for French audiences they had to make up a whole new slang word for "not" because it really really doesn't translate. They went with "nul," which, nowadays at least, is also an adjective that means wack/corny.

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I'm mad as hell and I'm certainly going to continue taking it some more!

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Haha, not my pic! I'm a one bag of bread at a time man.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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Add to the list of all these unprecedented horrors: I swear to god bread tags are breaking really easily recently. I'm not even kidding. One corner will just snap right off. You're barely touching it.

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Manning Krull's avatar Manning Krull @manningkrull.bsky.social
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The anxiety of walking up to the person and the ticket is suddenly no longer on your screen and takes a million taps to get back to it, or maybe you can't get back to it at all. This has never happened to me but I always think it's going to.

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Nothings Monstered's avatar Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
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Full Moon, Haitian Rhythm - William Edouard Scott, 1931 oil on canvas, 30×24 in

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SKELLYTON's avatar SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
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The crossover comics are of course the most legendary, the Predator issues (yes there are more than one) are some of my favorite art ever

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Prime Minister of Shark City's avatar Prime Minister of Shark City @jason1749.bsky.social
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me at every single email I receive today

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My philosophy is that they should match the arms of the wearer.

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