My wife’s grandmother is 102. Well into her 90’s she was still taking walks alone at 4:00 am every morning and carrying a two-foot length of rebar in case a mofo tried. Roundabout 95, when the rebar got “too heavy,” she switched to carrying a meat hammer. Anyway. Happy Mother’s Day weekend.
May 11, 2024 at 18:07 UTC
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Great 4AM walkers think alike!
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Hell of a dame. Long may she continue her hammer-packing ways.
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GOALS
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I’m only 53 but this sounds tempting
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Osu, grandmother, sensei of the steel escrima stick.
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An object lesson in the power of deterrence
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My grandmother's 102 and got a lovely birthday card signed by Queen Liz--a year before she passed, so might've been one of the last! She's never habitually carried a rebar around but she's lived by herself all this time in a quiet English village, being cared for by lovely humans.
Goals, honestly.
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God, I love being a female apex predator in the morning.
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Now I know what I want to be when I grow up
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Dude... respect!! 💪🏾
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My mom is 94 and can still cut up a room with merely a gesture, even if she can't remember what she didn't say.
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Is this by any chance the same grandmother???
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Grandma knows what is up
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When I'm president she's going on the C note.
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If she gives lessons on life, I'm signing up!
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I love the way this is written so much that I just searched for you on Libby and borrowed an audiobook from my library.
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that's a mother, all right.
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That's it. I'm getting a battle axe, with the big solid knob on the opposite side of the blade.
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May I be as feisty at those not so tender ages!
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Wow, sounds like a healthy life. The number is not as important as actually being able to still walk.
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Bless
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I aspire to this level of cool. ❤️
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My question is: did a mofo try? Or did they fucking know better?
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I love her. Please tell her a complete stranger on the internet loves her.
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I can only hope to be this level of badass.
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Love me a bitchin granny.
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You never lose those levels of Barbarian you take.
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Lemmie know if she needs the lawn mowed or anything.
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Wow. Any criminals targeting her should rethink and recruit her to run their gang.
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A few years ago I happened to find myself walking through kind of a ehh neighborhood carrying a crowbar (to help a friend who was un-installing an art show). I felt fully invincible. Only wish I'd heard about this trick earlier!
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role model
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My hero
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It's always the fierce little woman that lives the longest.
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Can she be bluesky’s grandmother now
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I love her.
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4am underrated roaming hrs fr fr
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She’s amazing and I want her to be my grandmother too!
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This is the most awesome story. ❤️❤️❤️
Did your wife inherit any of that spirit?
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Matt, I LOVE her.
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My sister in law has been mugged 3 times. No training. All 3 times she has described the injuries and the police have arrested the would be muggers in the emergency room. She is deceptively quick and uses elbows and knees to great effect. One and done.
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Walk softly and carry a blunt object.
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Role model
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Goals, tbh.
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Life goals!
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I think your wife's grandmother *was* the mugger.
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