mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social

Just saw the weirdest Starbucks commercial for bottled Frappuccino that says it tastes like a hug from you nana. Have they met that woman? She was all bones and opinions, I don't want to drink her side eye judgement wrapped in a Argyll sweater

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microsoft bing crosby @fritterary.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Old floor wax, bacon, and artificial lavender. A taste sensation.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

Damp and mould and 50 yo perfume. Fucking yum

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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

"Tastes like grandma" is an obvious win every time

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Melinda Coleman @ivycatmom.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

Regardless of the grandma metaphor, aren’t hugs generally considered “warm” and frappuccinos… cold?

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Clambot @clambot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

why does my coffee have kleenexes tucked in its sleeves

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An infinite amount of smut squares @aniente.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

Wait, why are there nasty-but-evocative strawberry and butterscotch candies in this drink? Who blended the pierogies in there??

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Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

Wait, are we cousins?

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Chub Mackerel, P.I. @fumptruck.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

Ahh, heavy perfume and cigarette smoke. Refreshing!

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𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐲𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 @himynameisdave.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

nana the all time (what’s the opposite of goat) at hugging

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maz • bog witch & hag @mxmaz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

they do kinda taste like perfume tho

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Similar… I didn’t have a “nana;” I had a cold and distant grandmother who was decidedly hug-averse. It would be like drinking room-temperature Folgers without cream or anything.

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Farkel @farkel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Lemme guess... there was some rosewater involved 🤢.

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

Mmmm, tastes just like telling me I’m too fat.

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:51 UTC

try our coffee it tastes like racism

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