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Carole U.

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Often affable. (I’m @scarycookies at the other place)

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KAFUI. 🇬🇭 's avatar KAFUI. 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
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We do things not because they’re easy but because we’re irrationally afraid someone will yell at us if we don’t.

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Karen K. Ho's avatar Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social
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I keep repeating to myself "you can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails" but I am still really tired

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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Turns out that doing some of a thing isn't the same as doing something dammit

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M Dv-us 's avatar M Dv-us @drdvus.bsky.social
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Something isn’t right

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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Knocking on wood with both hands for both of us 🤞🥰

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Clark Valentine's avatar Clark Valentine @clarkvalentine.bsky.social
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The response to "Can they do that?" is "Who's going to stop them?"

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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Hi Kim! I hope something good happens to you today ✨

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bridget epitropakis's avatar bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social
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the ominous signs of standup comedy

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺's avatar BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
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oh bitch I’d cook for you

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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Good morning unless you’re not having a morning in which case um hi yeah never mind

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Planning a ladies trip to Vegas so I better practice staying up past 8:00pm otherwise Vegas will never allow me back in.

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Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️'s avatar Violetmusing🧚🏼‍♀️ @violetmusing.bsky.social
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I've fucked up a lot of things in my life, and I'm not giving up now.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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i muted you, please respond

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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Raise your hand if you'd rather talk to their voice mail. (Yes, I know you always text. This is for old people, or for you when you actually need to discuss their reply but you get voice mail instead which frankly is a relief because at least you tried.)

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Embracing nihilistic optimism. Maybe things will not matter in a better way tomorrow

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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singing hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go...

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Spelunking go the bacteria formerly of my mouth, on their way through my sinus cavities to my brain.

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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Gonna start replying "is this a sex thing?" on everyone's posts.

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Dead Serious Mick's avatar Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social
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We were told, long time ago. Nothing really matters, anyone can see.

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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oops I forgot I already put the paragraph into parentheses now I'm lost in a shrinking series of parentheticals help me before I vanish into the microsphere of meaninglessness

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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You call this grace amazing? I’ve heard better.

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blank's avatar blank @misterblank.bsky.social
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me: [slipping handful of minestrone in your pocket] keep this safe.

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Brosephine Wires's avatar Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social
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See-through doors should be standard on refrigerators & freezers by now, it’s fucking ridiculous

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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“No offense!”? Check again.

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Driving my car on E, but that’s okay, that’s an issue for my tomorrow’s self.

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Minister of Loneliness's avatar Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social
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I have no idea what’s going on and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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I'd fist-bump in solidarity but we'd probably fall down. Remember, "One Day at a Time" isn't just a sit-com. 💚

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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You look like the kind of guy that'd scratch his head with a key.

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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This is all maintenance! Last week was ears, this week is eyes (including injections) and podiatrist, next week is PT, then the cycle starts anew. People are like cars, once the warranty runs out, it's often one repair after another. 😆😂❤️

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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You know that ratchety noise that roller coasters make going up up up up up the big hill before it all starts to cascade down? Yeah, well, some Mondays are like that.

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heiðrún's avatar heiðrún @harpy.party
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cream of sodium soup

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Ash's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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When I get a text asking me where I am. I say I’m just around the corner but actually doing 80mph on the freeway coming home.

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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important announcement

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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Therapy 50% complete. I love myself. But I'm not "in love" with myself.

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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Taking my tiny elderly mother to 4 appointments this week. Hugs and cocktails are very, very appreciated 🥂😘

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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It’s not called Murphy’s Suggestion because it’s the law.

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Delilah S. Dawson's avatar Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social
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Last night I dreamed I had a big longhaired cat named Mama's Fluffy Boy, and then I woke up and he doesn't exist and I miss him.

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Staff Chief of Joints's avatar Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
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*opens humidor, revealing it's full of corn dogs* Help yourself. Take one for the drive home too. Don't be shy.

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River Side Casino's avatar River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social
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Our golf course was recently recognized as “Only somewhat dangerous” so we’ll take that as a compliment.

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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We can learn a lot from history. For example, those "duck and cover" drills from the 1950s and 60s work in most modern office settings today. Highly recommended.

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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to anyone out there caring for their aging parents I see you and I give you all the forehead kisses

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Carole U.'s avatar Carole U. @caroleu.bsky.social
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Saw this at just the right time. 💝

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Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof 's avatar Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof @2tickytacky.bsky.social
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If you stab me in the back, do it to my face I said while I slipped on the chips that fell where they may.

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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Reinforcing our friendship with some rebar and bracelets but I never know where anything is fuck it here's some chopsticks and rubber bands let's do a frozen vegetables sandbag sidehug

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SwampLizard's avatar SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social
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In a vacuum, you can’t hear anything, that makes sense they’re really loud

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