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Ed Zitron
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Found one of the Minions in my trash and got animal control to take it away. They're actually really dangerous and have a lot of diseases
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Ed Zitron
@zitron.bsky.social
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Found one of the Minions in my trash and got animal control to take it away. They're actually really dangerous and have a lot of diseases
17 replies 18 reposts 313 likes
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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪
@jongraywb.bsky.social
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The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve faster than light particles here." Two tachyons walk into a bar. The punchline comes before the joke You know what the worst thing about time travel jokes is?
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Jay
@templinjay.bsky.social
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“The best time to break up the Department of Homeland Security was in October of 2001. The second best time is now.” -American proverb
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Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social
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Please someone put me in a Star Wars property as an officer in the empire, I am very good at standing with my hands clasped behind my back. I can also look out at space with a tight little smile
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mexicanrag
@mexicanrag.bsky.social
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Yeesh- and the fact Rachel Maddow loves to apologize for someone like Pat Buchanan explains everything we need to know about how fucked we are if people are expecting Libs to stop this momentum.
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mexicanrag
@mexicanrag.bsky.social
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Still can’t not say, “email- chicka chicka email.”
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Sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I fear this is the Cruel Summer Bananarama presciently warned us about
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Xavier
@xinicit.bsky.social
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I don’t have the emotional bandwidth to be poly, but I’ve seen a litter of kittens before so I understand the impulse to pick every option and make it work somehow.
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Iman 🏞➡️🌊 🍉🕊
@imanisthere.bsky.social
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“This means the actual number of dead is closer to 194,768-511,824 people, with 221,760 injured… This does not include the thousands who have been kidnapped and..tortured in Israel’s gulags, at least three dozen of whom have been tortured to death or died from harsh conditions.”
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John Leavitt
@leavittalone.bsky.social
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Obama is the Gen X president cause he didn't call himself that but also didn't do anything and just wanted to be on TV
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maura quint
@mauraquint.bsky.social
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without exaggeration, this is the worst thing I have ever seen in the political world and I was a child in Pennsylvania when Budd Dwyer held office
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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter
@swolecialism.bsky.social
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all the "if trump remains disciplined and on-message and coherent at the debate it will be bad news for joe biden" Takes are on the same intellectual level of Nazis Win WW2 alt-history that requires Hitler to, fundamentally, Not Be Hitler
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Pawluh
@pawluh.bsky.social
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I was raised as a Humanistic Jew and I used to get in arguments with atheists a lot but didnt realize until much later that it was because their atheism was based on Christianity.
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T.C. Aurelius
@aurelius.quest
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Here we go with the "American Christians are basically evil Muslims" thing again. Do you people even fucking hear yourselves? Like we don't have white bigots a-plenty for you to compare them to, "no, I better find some scary brown people in Asia to get my point across."