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Paul F. Tompkins@pftompkins.bsky.social |
Please someone put me in a Star Wars property as an officer in the empire, I am very good at standing with my hands clasped behind my back. I can also look out at space with a tight little smile
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Russ
@massivruss.bsky.social
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We’re sorry. All current properties are set in either the pre-Empire Republic, or the post-Empire Restoration. You should seek help for this fetish with galactic fascism.
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🟧Mayor
@handsome.city
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I always pictured you as the guy who caught the little alien frogs Jabba had in his candy bowl
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rifka the unhinged fat activist
@rifka.bsky.social
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literal shit eating grin
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Russ Bengtson
@russbengtson.bsky.social
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empire needs plenty of moffs
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Cap'n ACAB
@fauxhammer.bsky.social
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Not enough mustachios in the empire, I'm always saying this.
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randy fresh
@randyfresh.bsky.social
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i also want to be an officer in the empire, but only so some space dom in black leather will force choke me.
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Zᴀᴄ ʙᴇɴᴛZ
@zacbentz.com
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“Officer Palff Tomkiz, you may fyire hwhen reday.”
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ConsiderDegrowth
@capitalismkills.bsky.social
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Vouching this. PFT got the goods
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Boogie Howser, MD
@boogiehowser.bsky.social
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How's your British accent?
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Public Universal Ally
@returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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Officer Binks
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Mike Ur•bn
@whitemorph.bsky.social
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I think you could pull off a lot of different parts in the Star Wars universe. Sure, your suggestion works, but I see…Bounty Hunter? Shady and useful alliance sympathizer? Smuggler? Spicy droid?
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@dascenzo.bsky.social
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An office manager, maybe.
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tbd
@tumescentnumpty.bsky.social
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Sorry, best I can do is a quirky droid in disrepair that allows it to operate outside of protocols to the benefit of the protaganist. How are your boops and beeps?
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Old Dusty Death
@olddustydeath.bsky.social
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How's your subtle grimacing work?
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@ninjamonkky.bsky.social
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Are you comfortable with some light F&M? Like if a man in a black suit and rubber mask Force choked you a bit at work, would you consent to that, or if you wouldn't consent to a little force choking, be willing to sign an NDA if in the presence of said Force choking?
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randy
@scrubleague.bsky.social
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The empire does love to have an incredulous fancy lad I think you'd be great Paul
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Daniel J. Willis
@bayareadata.press
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Can you do a British accent, though? Everyone knows all space fascists are British.
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Political Film Blog
@jgiambrone.bsky.social
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This guy has connections.
politicalfilm.wordpress.com/2023/05/04/m...
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votenanocratic
@votenanocratic.bsky.social
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Ian Rasmussen
@ianras.bsky.social
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They might ask you to shave depending on the rank of the officer
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Tom Fowler
@tomfowler.bsky.social
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I think I’d much rather see you voicing some weird alien guy in incredibly sarcastic huttese. (This is not an armchair joke punch up, but genuinely something I’d love to see.)
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch
@meeses.bsky.social
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Sorry sir, you have too much of a glimmer in your eye. An irrepressible air of mischief about you, sir.
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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe
@alexjaffe.bsky.social
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Best I can do is gladhanding corrupt Galactic Senator
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i.k5_
@kk5dire.bsky.social
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Bahah, I always stand like that as if I’m watching the world go by.
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T
@alikchi.bsky.social
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Narrowing your eyes and grimacing after someone says “Admiral, Lord Vader requests your presence in the Murder Chamber”
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DVS
@dvsblast.bsky.social
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when something begins to explode can u look at a locket knowingly? [it will be a space locket]
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MrBundren
@sleeve.bsky.social
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pencil mustache for sure
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The(Darth)Travis
@trevorgordon.bsky.social
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You'd be awesome at that. You could also sneer and say something elitist about the rebellion before exploding in an ironic and cathartic comeuppance.
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Will, Everybody's Pal
@uncleshouty.bsky.social
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I'm shocked that 1) this hasn't happened and 2) Alan Tudyk isn't in the MCU
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Not kidding; wish I was
@nkwiw.com
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someone make pft a Star Trek/Star Wars crossover actor please and then maybe get him into that Babylon 5 reboot. he’d make an awesome vir
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Harvey Manfrenjensenden
@whipchatterly.bsky.social
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Sorry, those roles are Brits only, I don't make the rules
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Jay Nagy
@servoacademy.bsky.social
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Okay, this verifies you would make an amazing cast member for Rise Of The Resistance at Disneyland or Walt Disney World. Haunted Mansion is a good posting if you're sick or hungover, but Rise encourages hostile improv comedy with the guests.
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The Chillennial
@thechillennial.bsky.social
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You reek of rebel alliance sir, I am sorry
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Joad The Wet Sprocket
@joadsprocket.bsky.social
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best I can do is Space Vaudeville Performer Who Secretes Confetti
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Justin Purnell
@justinpurnell.com
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if they’re going to let Dorff do it, you gotta get in there
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Erik_Nilsson
@x1237valr.bsky.social
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Oh please someone make Mr. Tompkins an officer at the Imperial Security Bureau in Andor.
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HowDoIPunch
@howdoipunch.bsky.social
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I think Paul could be trusted as being the only imperial officer with an American accent. He could kill so many bothans, on and off screen.
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