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madison 🦋

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blehhhh 😛

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Chris Daddy's avatar Chris Daddy @prefectbeanis.bsky.social
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Replace the like button with a button that says “LOL!”

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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you don't NEED a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows but it's so cute how their little faces light up when you ask them

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im the lebron james of suicidal thoughts

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Frankie Teardrop is filmed in front of a live studio audience

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I hate woody harrelson because he looks like an evil guy who does weird shit

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Dead Iverson's avatar Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social
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Niel Gaiman wrote porn about children in 2006

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madison 🦋's avatar madison 🦋 @mfunlimited.bsky.social
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Hotter than fuck out here today folks

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Cockwafina's avatar Cockwafina @fuckmypissy.bsky.social
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im the type of bitch to have a mental problem

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madison 🦋's avatar madison 🦋 @mfunlimited.bsky.social
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Would you rather have a clear day or a rainy day?

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buth hole's avatar buth hole @anal.bsky.social
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Sometimes I just look at my penis for a while and be like wtf

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I'm addicted to reading PDFs. I'm also addicted to drugs

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puck's avatar puck @pucksarcana.bsky.social
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and i don’t want the world to see me cuz i don’t think that they’d understand when everything’s made to be broken i just want you to know who i am

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Drinking cold brew concentrate from the bottle. Not joking

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Sridhar Ramesh's avatar Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social
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If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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My troops look fresh as hell. I almost want to get killed by them myself

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rare body oils's avatar rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social
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im so happy we all live on the planet Earth together and we hag out online

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eepy thug's avatar eepy thug @turgidharrier.bsky.social
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I want cake and ice cream with candy on top! But I’m grounded for acting fresh!

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Something about aliens. But it didnt work :-(

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Cell Phone Parking Lot: The Future Is Now!

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Can we please have Ugly People appreciation month

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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well dont that just turn me green and climb me into a salad bowl

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JLP's avatar JLP @jlp.bsky.social
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Now I’ve seen anything!

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Mfw the supreme court gradually takes away more and more human rights

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They’re calling me… “Mister 100 Dollars”

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