Mike Drucker

@mikedrucker.bsky.social

You gotta be fucking kidding me with this email

Jul 02, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

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Dallas Swoager @untenablewhale.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:15 UTC

I feel like this message could be easily corrected by putting a comma after Joe Biden, so that it becomes a letter addressing him.

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Scruffo/Brody Ambrosius @scruffopone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

The DNC intern is given a script by some overpaid consultant who threatens them if they dare actually put any emotion in their work.

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Andrew Elmore (Arrange Version) 💽 @elmore.zone
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

Today's decision by the supreme Court removes virtually all limits on what the President can do. That's why I, the President, am tragically unable to do anything at all. The rest is up to you. You've got it from here, Drucker. Godspeed.

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kylie, a they about town,,, @kylie.hater.club
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

Your donation is the only way to Save America, Mike

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ᚢ @uruzrune.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

Never let a good crisis go unfunded. It's the Democrat way

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Lexi the Squirrel @lexizone.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

The president now has nigh unlimited power! As president, I ask...please send us your money or we're going to lose.

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Dan Hedges @danielahedges.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:40 UTC

def past his bedtime.

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Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿 @p-no-nwa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

SCOTUS has removed his shackles and he asks for help? Has he not been paying attention?

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Neuralink QA Lead @helios-daedalus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

God Emperor of Mankind I'm asking you to help save the Imperium that we know! Today the Ecclesiarchy has granted me even more unlimited powers and removed whatever few remaining limits on what I'm allowed to do. However, with your donation of a mere 5 Throne Gelt, we could...

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mjfgates @mjfgates.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

Harlan Crow's bank account is RIGHT THERE, dude.

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Muscle Mouse Mike @mouse98277.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:50 UTC

#ButHerEmails 🙄 #ButHisGenocide 🙄

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Drew Schnoebelen @dschnoeb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Damn, he’s stepping down and you’re stepping up. Go get em, big dawg.

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Mitch Solomon @mitchsolomon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

Every text from 30330 since Thursday needs to be buried by a Vesuvius level event

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feral streep @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:57 UTC

omg read the room, Joe

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Chet Sandberg @chetsandberg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

Has these sorts of vibes

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Soupcan Steffans @soupcansteffans.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

If you donate just $5 maybe we can raise enough to buy our own justice

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RawFrustrations.bsky.social @rawfrustrations.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

Why didn't you think of this earlier, Mike?

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Cormacaroni @cormacaroni.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

my man could walk into a bank backed by Seal Team 6 and walk out with bags with dollar signs on them and nobody could do shit about it, and he needs YOUR $5

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Firk @theflyingfirk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

Business as usual.

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Mebhy ✶ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mebhy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Literally today the Supreme Court ruled that he can find his own campaign entirely laundered through his own executive power, and he still wants to ask you for a $20.

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