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Drew Schnoebelen

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I work for Penguin Random House. I put the books you love into the libraries you should visit more. You're welcome. He/Him.


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Well, as long as HE’LL be ok

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My dog and cat both hate fireworks, and I also hate them because first and foremost, I am an ally.

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I read a story a while back about a guy who won the crag and in adulthood his wife made him sell it. We used to be a society.

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I’ve been in this purgatory for 2 days already. I hate it

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Oh shit, Joe’s headed to American Ninja Warrior!

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Tim Onion's avatar Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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"The Bernie Bros and K-Hive appear to be forming an alliance," I say at the 4th of July cookout. An anvil falls out of the sky directly onto my person, killing me instantly. God appears through the clouds. "I did that," he says. Family and friends applaud politely.

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I cannot take any LOST discourse seriously in the year of our lord 2024. The show is not built for this age of social media. You watch without missing a moment, you spoil NOTHING, you ache at all the beautiful moments, you love or hate the finale. These are the rules of LOST.

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Damn, he’s stepping down and you’re stepping up. Go get em, big dawg.

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Well, we got through the day. How’s everyone doing? Just like, the fucking worst?

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rax king's avatar rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
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look no matter what happens in november or indeed for the foreseeable future you have to keep being alive and you have to figure out a way to live with yourself. so. what’s that look like? what are you going to do?

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SCOTUS: We have obliterated democracy and are prepared to install a god-king. Democrats:

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Definitely would be a great time to finish Betrayal. Just sink into the darkness

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Finally, a win for the guy who LOVES the word "immune".

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Feels like the current president should weigh in soon, maybe quell some fears, do literally anything to make anyone feel like we're not all fucking doomed. Might be nice. Just a thought.

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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boy, i gotta tell you, as an american, i’m getting real sick of seeing “6-3” on things that will dictate the way i experience the rest of my life.

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Max Kennerly's avatar Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social
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The GOP SCOTUS ruling on Presidential immunity, summed up.

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Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

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ceej's avatar ceej @ceej.online
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Groundhog Day was a Soulslike

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andy™'s avatar andy™ @andylevy.net
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the joke's on scotus because after these decisions i won't be tipping my justice

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What exactly is the plan? Make them "disappear?". This is terrifying.

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Mark Harris's avatar Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social
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I get the argument that we're essentially voting for a Democratic bookmark, not someone we actually believe can do the job until January 2029. And I'll do that unhesitatingly if I have to. The thing is, nobody should have to. And after last night, nobody can pretend we're doing anything but that.

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I know, Andy. You get a pass.

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You’re all insane, literally go do anything else

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Reminder: you don’t have to watch the debate tonight! You can watch a movie, play a board game, hit yourself repeatedly in the head with a hammer! All better uses of your time!

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LOL, come on man. These people are so shameless in their hypocrisy. Ban books with real value, scientifically and intellectually but force the bible on kids. Absurd.

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The woman in charge of that program should be in solitary confinement forever

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Feeling cute, might delete later

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Have we done this one yet?

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Who will be the first hero to bring us back to 22-24 episodes of TV? Who will step up to give us monster-of-the-week episodes sprinkled in with plot heavy episodes? WHO WILL COME FORTH AND SAVE US?

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Just checked in an watched a box of old kaleidoscopes estimated for $300 go for $4200. Guess that Sweeny Todd jacket isn't in my price range!

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Andy, please don't steal and sell my e-mail because John couldn't figure out the BCC option, thanks.

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(To the tune of BYE, BYE, BYE) D.U.I.

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Accidentally opened Facebook again and had to throw my phone into a fire

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Alexander Chee's avatar Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social
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Apologies and counseling are not enough. This is unhinged behavior.

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Everything's going well on the other site

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Fathers around the country suddenly unable to communicate with their sons

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Wild how all the resistance twitter people railed against this type of thing for SO LONG when it was Trump and now... pretty quiet out there from a lot of them.

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smashley's avatar smashley @ashleyann.bsky.social
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can I get a sword pic with it in the sheath and one without it? can I also get 3 different pics of your sword any position. also, can i get just a normal pic or your sword from the front and one where it's

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We definitely shouldn't elect Donald Trump but it would also be nice to not have the Democrats enact Donald Trump policies. Like, maybe don't be evil too?

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Timothy Burke's avatar Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us
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Americans are going to conclude that it's not a big deal for a presidential candidate to be convicted of serious crimes because Democrats are pushing the message that it's not a big deal for a presidential candidate to be convicted of serious crimes. and i have absolutely no idea why

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Jesus man, it’s the offseason. WTF

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I do, this is correct.

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