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they should have a dozen people run the white house for a week each like the jeopardy auditions

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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

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happy veggie pizza on the lake day for those who celebrate

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this is a good precedent tbh to keep ending every presidential tenure with a public humiliation ritual

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i would simply swap in the nice midwest teacher governor who gave kids free lunches and signed more good legislation than most states have in 50 years

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it’s fucked up that shutting your eyes doesn’t make it very dark when it’s light out

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New tattoo: RESCUSCITATION OK BUT DONT PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT OR ANYTHING

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if i owned a shop in a hip little desert town i imagine i’d call it Store In A Cool Dry Place

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Biggest flub of the debate was Biden insisting that alley cats lack morals. They are just hanging out in alleys, as cats

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doing the speech bubble qt thing with robert putnam saying this, for an audience of 2-3 people

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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when no one was there for me low power mode was there for me

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ooh-wee-ooh i’m gonna just let nature run its course with joe biden

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pull him or lose seem like the options. the folks making that decision sure like the latter tho

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you’re telling me the guy everyone everywhere knew was in no shape to run looks like he’s in no shape to run?

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pro sports draft coverage, time to break out your sweatiest face-for-radio analysts

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grilled is best but it’s satisfying to just open one of those fuckers and dive in

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never should’ve smoked that shit now i’m having a pleasant little evening

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if i die i die but it won’t be at that motherfucker’s hand

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i half step into the crosswalk to establish position but i saw a tesla and unconsciously recoiled to the curb

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i don't think she is but i wish. unexpectedly great poster

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please don't ask joyce carol oates specifically to take off her shoes when she enters your place

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how about when it was your own post and they didn’t like it. can we get a bot for that

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remembering you can just abandon a tortured post you’re trying to twist into shape >>>>>

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scanning a qr code can’t possibly be easier than selecting “bake, 20 minutes”

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Ryan Boyd's avatar Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social
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Everyone can be saved by the love of a beautiful woman or a weird little creature

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if it works with your insurance, zoomcare has derms and i've been able to get in in like 2 weeks in portland (but yes agree obviously our whole system is doodoo)

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oh wow, that’s so crazy dude. quick question, who are literally any of the people you’re talking about

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Washed pots never boil

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oregon is like we trust you to pump your gas now but not enough to let you have the little hands free doohickey

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sometimes you gotta make a big ol pot of japanese curry at midnight

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the dude and his bedroom she tells you not to worry about

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the taking one earbud out for a bit to only owning one earbud now pipeline

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tough day for guys who were going to post “more like no am chomsky”

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they should debate exclusively issues relevant to people waking up from a 9 year coma

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who’s the trump biden debate for. who’s waiting for that to make up their mind

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Screaming Pectoriloquy's avatar Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social
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Every day I hear some variation of “I don’t know the names of my meds, my wife takes care of all that” and it has me wondering just how many men in this country are being kept alive by their wives. I think a conservative estimate has got to be at least 50,000,000

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now there's a haircut you can set your watch to

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