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A mid bitch with terrible vibes@myburneraccount.bsky.social |
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
@codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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one of the most gut-punchy feelings is when someone who knew you as a kid says something like "oh why don't you draw/write anymore? you used to be so good at it!" and you have to go "oh I'm just too busy now" when the answer is "depression murdered any creativity I once had"
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Pookleblinky
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
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Are you telling me a crab ran these goons
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Starting my morning off right by listening to my morning affirmations!* *Katherine Moennig for the Quinn App
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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It's giving rainfall rat
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Can't believe they manoeuvred those orchestras in the dark
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sandcrab
@sandcrab.bsky.social
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good to meet you. i am the mysterious husband who is usually upstairs. would love to be upstairs right now..
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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What I appreciate about Bobby Cannavale is that he's not 'movie star' hot, he's accessible hot. He looks like the hottest guy who sells soft pretzels in Coney Island. He's a mechanic in Suffolk county who's having affairs with multiple women. He's December in the Atlantic City firefighters calendar.
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Philip Bump
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Am I cooler than the least cool thing imaginable? Yeah, probably.
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Sports teams always losing, arts and cultural festivals shutting down due to lack of funding, public transit a constant mess and our biggest celebrity spokesperson is being pilloried in a viral diss track for being a deadbeat and a pedophile...Toronto is in shambles I tell ya.
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Are they a fashion stylist or are they just skinny and rich and wear monochrome outfits?
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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That's too old. I rum raisin is for 90 year olds, pralines and cream gives off a spry 65 year old vibe.
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Always wonderful when your cafeteria lady WHO JUST HAD EYE SURGERY asks if you're pregnant, when you are in fact trying (and failing) to conceive. Am now going to double down on the belly fat and order a tub of pralines and cream (also adding to my geriatric vibe).
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Patrick Monahan
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VANILLA: uninspired, plebeian FRENCH VANILLA: avant-garde, sophisticated… maybe even a little dangerous??
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Yep. They were on the famed offsite with the groper.
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Working with someone who shares a former employer but was there at a different time is incredible. You two get to piece together lore like little detectives. Yesterday they were like "were you on the retreat with the attempted rapist?" and I got to be like "oh yeah! I was!"
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Fighting with my colleague from France over food preferences and he said "trust me, I know food, I'm French" and I just replied with this.
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Have successfully broken down my non-corporate husband, as he has earnestly wished me a "Happy Start of Q3" this week.
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Dad always says "you're better off being lucky than smart" and fortunately I'm dumb as heck.
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Yeah catcalling is nice but have you ever had two Gen Z girls yell out "and the best dressed at Yonge and Eglinton award goes to..." at you?
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Medusa’s Wink😉
@medusaswink.bsky.social
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You need this today. For morale.
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Nvm going with "What keeps me up at night? My next career move, climate change, and your dad"
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Trying to find my Real Housewives tagline, thinking "I may have to wear contacts, but I can always spot a fake" or "I may be a hot mess but at least I'm hot"
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Grateful to have a husband who was raised by a single mom, if only for the fact that I finally have a partner who can harmonize to Indigo Girls with me.
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Brandi
@itsthebrandi.bsky.social
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Writers will often say "read read read" but you don't have to read if you're experiencing things first hand. I learned this writing tip from Jessica Fletcher, who definitely helped kill all those people and very rarely read.
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@photoblair.bsky.social
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Sloan - The Rest Of My Life
#CanConCanadaDay
youtu.be/iOIu3U0JdEU?...
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Stella
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❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness ✅ shit was mid
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Jason Bailey
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Stephen Webb
@stephenwebb.bsky.social
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making jira tickets about boning for my sprint planning
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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I'm using this screenshot to practice not being mad
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ana(ïs) pascal
@anais.bsky.social
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evergreen
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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if I had been properly medicated in high school I would have been unstoppable
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Of course I'll come to your cottage! Oh we have to drive 3 hours? And we'll be stuck in traffic for another 2? And I need to bring clothes for every weather situation? And we need to buy groceries and make a meal for 10 people with different food preferences? And the lake is filled with sharp rocks?
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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My Tiktok algorithm has been perfected (High School Musical gay fanfic set to Chappell Roan).
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A mid bitch with terrible vibes
@myburneraccount.bsky.social
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Created my first burner account ever, is this what freedom feels like?
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