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Helen of Cleveland

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She/Her | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 24 | Enjoyer of trains | Furry | Occasionally posts good |

Helen of Cleveland's avatar Helen of Cleveland @neorsdstan.bsky.social
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Learned it from my dad. He would just start hitting random numbers when they called the landline. His logic was "they're annoying me, so I'll annoy them back by messing with their data."

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I don't know why they thought I was Marlene, but I had fun messing with the polling

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:3

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youtu.be/afZu1hxAQQ0?...

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Look up Ohio house bill 6. The state is completely fucked

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1990, it's the World Sillies
In Cleveland out with my dad
And Joe Table
Well, he blew it
So, so now I root for the New York Yonkles
With Bartoli Cologne
He's throwing 101 in the ninth inning
Well he's the best!

youtu.be/u8fWZ9FjIK4?...

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Thinking about cooler days.

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You're boeing to die

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To grade separate would require the entire 100+ mile route to be elevated. Also the trains are most doing 79mph max where most of the level crossings are.

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Tbf, there is are systemic issues in FL. Not with the trains but with the stroad hell that is Floridian roads. There are a lot of intersections with the level crossing running through them, it can't all be blamed on bad drivers

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JDSU represent!

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Our Front Page:

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Because the renters pay for electricity, so the landlord has no incentive to upgrade

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Because winters are nice and enjoyable, you can go outside without sweating unlike when I was living GA and I couldn't go outside from mid-April to October without sweating

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AC in cars does use a little bit of power from the engine so it does burn a bit more fuel but compared to driving to the fuel to move a ford explorer it's barely anything

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He also wanted to keep the house at 68 during the summer. Thanks to stupid Ohio electricity rate fuckery we got hit with a 220 bill for July.

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I'll have you know my business major roommate last year refused to turn on the heat until it was in the 30s outside and then only to 60 degrees during the day and 55 at night.

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Scenes from Heights Hardware

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My mom likes to say she put miracle grow in our breakfast cereal and that's why my brother, my sister, and I are above 6'2".

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My position on speed limits is that there should be no highway speed limits and inside every part of a municipality the speed limit should be 15mph

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Nothing ever happens, Red October edition

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Because a bunch of the most athletic people and lots of funding goes to football. If soccer as big as big as the NFL we would dominate.

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applying for jobs like "we're looking for a guy named Jeremy Kaplowitz who lives in Brooklyn" and not getting a first round interview

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Going fare free is a good long term goal, but it requires improving service to a level that enough people choose to take transit over driving. Local politics revolve around the people with the time and energy to show up to meetings, so you have to get those people on transit

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I agree, but it's a question of how do you do it. For most mid to large cities in the US fares cover 20-30% of their operation expenses. If you get rid of fares tomorrow either you cut service or find new tax money. If you can find that tax money it would be better spent increasing service.

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Oceanic shipping in Cleveland

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Just good planning ahead for when there are 10 million Clevelanders.

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Final sticker designs 👀 If you ever find me at a con or in the wild, feel free to ask for one!

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KSL, my beloathed. I've spent many late nights studying there

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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still the best one

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My dad put his on a necklace and gave it to his mother-in-law.

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I use this Logitech one I found in the random electronics and cables drawer at my parents house 4 years ago.

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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I have a very flexible definition, personally, but holding unironic Divine Right views is downright un-American and should not be allowed a place of prominence in American letters

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When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.

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Congestion pricing is the Real ID of NY

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I need to get out of the house more and actually do stuff. I feel like I'm wasting my 20s sitting at home all the time

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It's a silly fun little car

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Yeah, took this photo of my CRZ a couple years ago, and it's a bit bigger than a miata

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Cleveland remains undefeated

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Idk when it'll all get through the process but I'm hopeful that it goes my way. A few months of backpay would be pretty nice as well

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Thanks, I had a bad feeling about getting called into a meeting with HR. So I recorded it on my phone in my pocket, got them on tape saying they were firing me for talking to the UAW. They also fired other people, so it's turned into a whole big thing.

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