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Her: You better not be the armless Elvis statue when I get there Me:
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Sedna51
@sedna51.bsky.social
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you get one of them hubcap margaritas?
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Dave Swedler
@daveswedler.bsky.social
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Nacho Mamas! I wasn’t planning on going there when I am in Baltimore this weekend, but just seeing this has me thinking about it.
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We're Skroob
@pseudonymble.bsky.social
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I think you're ok, that's clearly an armless Conan O'Brien impersonating Elvis.
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Cuchulu
@cuchulu.bsky.social
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With a Burt Reynolds mustache no less.
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dave
@daverson.bsky.social
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muad’dweeb
@richored.bsky.social
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i'm caught in a trap i can't walk out so i'll have to chew my arms off
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Dan Lather
@danlather.bsky.social
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Oh he's gonna need a much bigger pot to pee in if he can't hold and aim.
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beat the heat by beating your meat
@salarta.bsky.social
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I don’t believe you, I think that’s an armless statue of Ricky Ricardo
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Blame Tag 🏷️
@blametag.bsky.social
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At least she didn't turn out to be a vampire Nixon.
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Jaime
@jaimev2.bsky.social
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Momma, I can’t tie my blue suede shoes! Mercy!
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Maya Media
@mayamedia.bsky.social
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Are we certain that’s not armless Conan O’Brien?
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Jay Marose
@jaymarose.bsky.social
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Good they gave him a bowl to pee into, what with the being without arms thing.
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Forever Louise Brooks
@foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social
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Elvis de Milo
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froggher
@azaleastardust.bsky.social
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his mouth looks like he’s in the middle of saying “what happened to my arms momma” or confused terror
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Rogs 🤖
@stev.bsky.social
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You better not have a dish of water at your feet for the hound-dogs cryin' all the time
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