This spring, I had one of my chickens, "Salsa" celebrate her 12th birthday, a huge milestone and I was oddly looking forward to the accomplishment of her passing of old age.
It really upset me when a combination of her senility and my oversight led to a predator eating her brains out. Keep caring.
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It turns out this whole time that the Turing Test was the wrong way to think of it. Thinking a chatbot is alive is not a test of how good the chatbot is, but of your own ability to think of other human beings as real and complete people
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Don't threaten me with a good time.
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"That's also known as empathy."
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For my money, there's still no better boilerplate reply to: "Have a nice day".
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Hear me out guys: What if we made it 6 minute abs?
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It's a borsh-cruise, a termication!
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If Rashee Rice sends any more people to the hospital this spring, Tenant Health should offer him an endorsement deal.
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I spent about a minute trying to decide whether they phrased it intentionally or not... but ultimately decided it's terrible either way.
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Yes. This is a thing that people love apparently. For example: I once replied to a Reddit post entitled, "Who, in your opinion, is the most overrated actor?'
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Gottem
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The number of boomer couples' "divorce flashpoint" moments you can witness if you take morning walks past a local pickleball court is remarkable.
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Well this one did, for one of my questions. Apparently these kids are getting their skulls cracked mainly for asking universities to reshuffle their stock portfolios.
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
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You know, the news outlets never seem to outline why the protests are so disruptive, or why they require police intervention. Similarly, they never attempt to explain what "divest Israel" means. Is it a stock portfolio?
I feel like the American public is always getting screwed over on the details.
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Pau1 3lart.
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please watch my new show âwet onesâ where i interview someone as weâre both covered in increasingly moist towelettes
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Rhetoric does not make a technology, but for what it's worth, I hope you're right.
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You're going to need some better re-acks.
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Those fucking teens are at it again...
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@oldfriend99.bsky.social @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social @longwall26.bsky.social @bakoon.bsky.social
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Already moved by the season finale of Shogun.
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No matter how much fun youâre having youâll never be having as much fun as people in a 90âs Newport Ad.
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Haters in the building yo!
Holy shit this is Savage.
I didn't think you had it in you. How are things with you man?
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You mother fucker. This is the stupidest thing I've ever loved.
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How does that work, does that mean you guys all decided to take her woman card away, like officially?
No safe harbor at any brunch for the renegade Rowling?
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And yet we somehow tragically limit their narrative to just that of "job creators"
Maybe "depression managers" is more apropos?
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Doh!
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Friend 1: "I've been kind of restless lately, maybe I need a new hobby."
Friend 2: "I just picked up sucking and fucking. You should try it! There's a great local club."
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