facts:
there's a youtube video on how to extract the implants with a bic lighter.
10% of any implants end up being smoked when cigarettes are in short supply.
i have implanted memories depicting how bad crime is. after my crimes, i muse on the irony while counting my cash.
This is complete bullshit - leaving aside everything psychological and ethical, it's insanely beyond our technical capabilities in so many ways, no reason to think we'll get there soon. I assume it's one of:
β’ a gag
β’ a grift on idiot VCs
β’ meant to be viral marketing for a video game or movie
WELL THAT MISTAKES THE FUNCTION OF THE PRISON SYSTEM ENTIRELY AAAA
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This shit is literally not even technically feasible anytime soon but fucking PE bros and pump-and-dump startups are going to end up lobbying for legislation to make implanting Neurolink chips mandatory [ at great expense to taxpayers and with terrible consequences to the victims ]
I bet the advertising team was absolutely stoked to be given this treatment. "So you're saying this ad can sell something that doesn't exist at all? We can just say it might someday happen and then make any claim we want?" Easiest job on the planet lol
Thankfully, this nightmare will never come to pass, as the existing nightmare of the carceral state absolutely doesn't want to "reduce the amount of time in prisons".
