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Mark S

@nodicepacman.bsky.social

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Noodles, Hockey & Punk Rock

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people who can accurately quote the bible chapter and verse are creepy.

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my dog goes crazy at the smallest firecracker, so we just retreat to nowheresville for the whole week every year. this is him enjoying the river and not barking at fireworks for a full week.

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“take me down to Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty” dude, that could be like *any* city. except BrownGrassUglyGirlsVille that place sucks.

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SHOCKER: The rapist pedophile is a pedophile rapist.

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then I won’t spoil the surprise. let’s just say this is tame compared to many of them.

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can’t say that’s gonna hurt him. have you seen the bumper stickers on MAGA’s trucks?

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a week before and a week after we get random explosions at 1:30am on weekdays

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I’m gonna open a food truck called “Bill Cosby BBQ” ‘cause when you finish, you won’t be able to move or know where you are

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Blue Heron Farm's avatar Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
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Just the picture of health, vigor and the character necessary to lead this nation.

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in celebration of the holiday, I am singing all my words today a la “Trapped in the Closet,” except to the tune of “Friends in Low Places”

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Shepherd's avatar Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social
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If the cops grab you at a protest remember: 1) Ask "am I free to go?" if they say yes, GO. 2) if they say no, say "I am invoking my right to an attorney and my 5th amendment right to remain silent" then SHUT UP. wait for your lawyer.

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"This is what democracy looks like" Poster seen in Sydney

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I was also thinking of Bugs Bunny - but how he cut Florida off from the rest of the US… he should’ve done the same to Mississippi too.

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I’ve always said his biggest appeal is to people who WANT to be bossed around and dominated - and a dude who played a boss on TV that lets them know it’s ok to hate immigrants fits that bill nicely.

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scott olson's avatar scott olson @scottolson.bsky.social
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Just a casual reminder that Germans who "Didn't bother to vote" in 1932 didn't get a chance again until 1946. There's a lesson there. – @strandjunker.bsky.social

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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The state of Vermont agreed to pay $175,000 in damages to a man who was pulled over for giving an officer the middle finger and arrested for disorderly conduct. What do you think? www.theonion.com/vermont-sett...

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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Better clarify what they mean here, he might think he’s just not allowed in the bar at the Supreme Courtyard by Marriott anymore

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Middle Age Riot's avatar Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social
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Republicans would rather have a dictator who hates the same people they do than a president who hates dictators.

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www.whitehouse.gov/contact/share/

I feel like we should all write to biden, and suggest things he can do with his new shiney supreme court ordained powers.

Like arresting Alito and Thomas as an official act.

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SoFloBlue's avatar SoFloBlue @sofloblue.bsky.social
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Dems, we are are own worst enemy. Actually the media is our worst enemy, we’re second worst. Nobody called for GOP to drop convicted felon still awaiting federal charges for obstruction of justice and lying to the citizens.

apple.news/A9_qpS3rBTYK...

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“Finally we can go to Tractor Supply and not see brown people who were only given their cashier jobs due to woke. And permission to destroy the earth was a nice touch too”

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I hope Joe Rogan trips on his way out of the ring and paralyzes his mouth.

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Amanda Marcotte's avatar Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social
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Some good news in the midst of a scary week: MAGA infighting continues to tear the GOP apart on the state and local level. Democrats are benefitting.

Lauren Boebert looks positively sane compared to some of this year's fresh crop of MAGA candidates.

www.salon.com/2024/06/25/f...

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Miles Grant's avatar Miles Grant @milesgrant.bsky.social
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Should be national news: - Cop accused of grooming & raping 15 year old - Two other cops had sex with her in cop cars - She gets pregnant, found dead - Cop was last one to see her alive, in apt where she was found - Ruled suicide with no tests on DNA evidence - No criminal charges against anyone

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I was mostly rooting for Connor McDavid, but I would’ve felt bad for Paul Maurice if his team lost after being up 3-0

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Middle Age Riot's avatar Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social
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SAD BUT TRUE: Joe Biden cares more about Trumpers than Donald Trump does.

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Andrea Junker's avatar Andrea Junker @strandjunker.bsky.social
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Is anyone really surprised that convicted rapist Trump is trying to force himself on America after she said no?

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Middle Age Riot's avatar Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social
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Somewhere, three very large and confused parakeets are missing their cage covers.

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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"U.S. police departments have gotten smaller—and the violent crime rate is still plummeting. So what is going on?" What's ALWAYS gone on. Cops do not stop crime. They never have. Real "tough on crime" measures are well-funded schools, free daycare, and mental health services. Always have been.

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hot take: Steve Stamos should be paid more than Patrik Laine

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somebody has to investigate this election fraud! they did that in NYC recently no, not that kind of election fraud

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might as well worship Bigfoot. at least he’s never been accused of multiple genocides.

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so much for the toler… ahh - I can’t even pretend to finish that

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an apartment above DBA NOLA would be in the Top 5 coolest locations of North America since *at least* turn o’ the century

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The lady in traffic behind me is either raging on her speakerphone or is very upset with a toddler in a car seat in the back

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how about “The Believers” with Martin Sheen? that would complete the late 80’s voodoo bandwagon trilogy.

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Thomas Nguyen's avatar Thomas Nguyen @nuge.bsky.social
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Republicans doing their best to ensure that they will never appeal to anyone under the age of 30.

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It was all worth it if one girl on an opposing team is spared losing a high school volleyball game against a team that had one trans girl on it. I mean, how could this theoretical student athlete be expected to go on with her life? How could her parents deal with that?

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