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i don't want to read a thing about Ralph Nader unless it concludes with "he was survived by his cats."
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I'm even happy my tax dollars are helping to pay for his lodging.
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The Guano Islands Act let 19th-century sailors claim deserted guano islands for the USA. We had over 100 of these and still own 10, militarily administered by the president. If we save one for Trump's exile, that leaves 9 for the justices. (Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson should get first pick.)
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Declare Mar a Lago a national alligator refuge?
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If he wants a spectacle, he could draft the 6 MAGA justices. Or turn the courthouse into an army barracks and relocate the court to a remote guano island. But I think he should quietly ask the DOJ and IRS to investigate them since they specifically approved that approach.
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It's not his problem any more. He should enjoy his retirement.
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Don't forget Debbie Harry
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They should teach how to pluralize a proper name in journalism school.
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He rightly despises Trump, and he's religious. Confronted with evil incarnate on that stage, he froze into a sputtering rage. I've seen it before with people of all ages when Trump's name just comes up in conversation.
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One of my most Boomer opinions is that the word "gifted" or "gift" as a verb sucks and is bad. Just say "given" or "give". You sound like you are trying to be fancy but it is just clunky.
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Splurge for a $90 model with more power levels. You need about 20 steps to fine-tune low temperatures.
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With induction, one can look at the control panel and see exactly how much power one is putting into the cooking vessel (and not into the air surrounding it). It responds faster than gas, It cranks up hotter, and dials down lower and more evenly. You can even get blue LEDs.
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My first induction cooktop had 12 power levels, which doesn’t give you much fine-tuning of low settings. I immediately bought another with 20 levels (5-100% at 5% steps). The low, even, controllable heat is induction's best feature.
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He's pushing her out of the plane into the chocolate. She must've had an abortion or eaten an apple or something. AI Jesus hates that sort of shit.
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The Comptroller of Oz
Dial M for Muzak
101 Dissertations
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LEFT RIGHT (using 1 thumb)
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The whole family should be picking up trash along our nation's highways, with their current location always available on Google maps.
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We need to dare Elon to beat them to it
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or a pinewood derby car made with an axe.
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In the Spring of 1864 Twain, while working as a beat reporter for the SF Morning Call, Twain witnessed the murder of a Chinese laborer by a mob that included cops.
It radicalized him. He wrote it up, one of the first things he ever authored which he thought deserved to be called “literature”…
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Remember the custom wheel covers with the custom protruding teeth that dug into the custom tires? Now there is just an exposed wheel misaligned with the now ridiculous octagonal pattern on the tires.
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Throughout the morning, conservative justices have been citing infirmities in the criminal justice system writ large as reasons to give former presidents immunity, rather than things that ought to be fixed for everyone.
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With new reporting out today saying that New York Times publisher AG Sulzberger is encouraging his writers to attack Biden over his age until Biden gives a long interview to his newspaper, it's time to update the kitten meme.
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No video, but from the sound of his voice, Trump's lawyer was up all night smoking and drinking.
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I guess this is yet another day to post Sen Tom Cotton's last undergraduate column for the Harvard Crimson, in which he opines on the reason people seem to really not like him.
www.thecrimson.com/article/1998...
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Trump stock has been dropping 6% a day for the past week. I'm no geologist, but there may be a Thelma & Louise ending on the horizon.
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I was at a bar celebrating my birthday. Everyone stared at the TV the whole time. I'll never forgive OJ for ruining my birthday party.
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^ underrated pun/spoonerism ^
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Papagonia would be a great lifestyle brand.
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Explains why his beard looks the way it does.
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If you read the context, you'll see that when he said "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!" he was talking about the autobahn. "Final solution" was just about improving traffic flow.
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$1.35/hr selling popcorn to theatergoers in oklahoma when I was 15
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Elon being interviewed by Don Lemon
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Who could have suspected that punitive damages might be punitive?
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ThatsAShame.gif
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Given the Court’s majority holdings on abortion and voting rights (just to pick two matters) it *should* be bitterly divided and if it is not then the allegedly liberal justices are not doing their job.
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English department people: this report just out from the Association of Departments of English is tremendous, the product of a lot of hard work by many people, and worth a read (and it's got pictures) www.maps.mla.org/content/down...
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Like maybe the same tent (or much better) on the ground?
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As if Goebbels had written a sermon for Amy Semple McPherson. It explains the schizophrenic delivery.
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Aren't you supposed to wear spats with shoes like that?
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You don't get to be chief of Smith & Wesson if you have a pesky conscience.
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He went to the same prep school as Oppenheimer (and Maggie Haberman) but then could only get into Brown. Probably because of the kitten-killing.
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What’s amazing about @nytimes.com terrible election coverage: 2024 is an insanely rare opportunity. The last 2 POTUSs are up against each other. They have clear records. A nonpartisan, factual compare-&-contrast is right there! Instead it’s “Biden is Old” & “Ignore Trump’s Dementia/Insurrection.”…
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The Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Article 1 is not self-enacting, dissolves Congress.
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