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straight pencil crooked president portrait by @kartoonistkelly


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Seth Cotlar's avatar Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social
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History will recall that the New York Times, that bastion of "the liberal media," on July 4, 2024 chose to give prime space on their op-ed page to a theocratic absolutist who argued that people shouldn't vote, even though he himself has voted in the last 2 elections (but nowhere is that mentioned).

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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A saw a post that was specifically comparing Victorian mansions with new glass-and-concrete ones and it's like the worst possible comparison for this. Victorian houses were so badly built that the "falling apart/haunted Victorian mansion" became a trope in literature like 30 years after their heyday

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Ya like the Romans didn't build the aqueducts strong enough to last 2,000 years because they wanted to impress future tourists they did it because they weren't sure how strong they needed to be and so grossly overengineered the structures bsky.app/profile/lawn...

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Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
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Seeing some discourse about old buildings vs new buildings and like, 1) yes most old buildings are built very solidly. no that's not because they used to build every building very well, its because the 98% of buildings from 100 years ago are gone and only the well-built ones made it

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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There aren't any good options, but Biden's looking more and more like Hindenburg (both zeppelin and namesake).

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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“SEE DAD? I’ve destroyed two and a half centuries of America. WHO’S NEVER GOING TO AMOUNT TO ANYTHING NOW?”

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Elon Green's avatar Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social
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i don't want to read a thing about Ralph Nader unless it concludes with "he was survived by his cats."

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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I'm even happy my tax dollars are helping to pay for his lodging.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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The Guano Islands Act let 19th-century sailors claim deserted guano islands for the USA. We had over 100 of these and still own 10, militarily administered by the president. If we save one for Trump's exile, that leaves 9 for the justices. (Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson should get first pick.)

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Declare Mar a Lago a national alligator refuge?

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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If he wants a spectacle, he could draft the 6 MAGA justices. Or turn the courthouse into an army barracks and relocate the court to a remote guano island. But I think he should quietly ask the DOJ and IRS to investigate them since they specifically approved that approach.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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It's not his problem any more. He should enjoy his retirement.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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They should teach how to pluralize a proper name in journalism school.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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He rightly despises Trump, and he's religious. Confronted with evil incarnate on that stage, he froze into a sputtering rage. I've seen it before with people of all ages when Trump's name just comes up in conversation.

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Dr Eleanor Janega's avatar Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social
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One of my most Boomer opinions is that the word "gifted" or "gift" as a verb sucks and is bad. Just say "given" or "give". You sound like you are trying to be fancy but it is just clunky.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Splurge for a $90 model with more power levels. You need about 20 steps to fine-tune low temperatures.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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With induction, one can look at the control panel and see exactly how much power one is putting into the cooking vessel (and not into the air surrounding it). It responds faster than gas, It cranks up hotter, and dials down lower and more evenly. You can even get blue LEDs.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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My first induction cooktop had 12 power levels, which doesn’t give you much fine-tuning of low settings. I immediately bought another with 20 levels (5-100% at 5% steps). The low, even, controllable heat is induction's best feature.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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He's pushing her out of the plane into the chocolate. She must've had an abortion or eaten an apple or something. AI Jesus hates that sort of shit.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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The Comptroller of Oz Dial M for Muzak 101 Dissertations

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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The whole family should be picking up trash along our nation's highways, with their current location always available on Google maps.

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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We need to dare Elon to beat them to it

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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or a pinewood derby car made with an axe.

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Matt Seybold's avatar Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social
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In the Spring of 1864 Twain, while working as a beat reporter for the SF Morning Call, Twain witnessed the murder of a Chinese laborer by a mob that included cops. It radicalized him. He wrote it up, one of the first things he ever authored which he thought deserved to be called “literature”… 2/

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Remember the custom wheel covers with the custom protruding teeth that dug into the custom tires? Now there is just an exposed wheel misaligned with the now ridiculous octagonal pattern on the tires.

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southpaw's avatar southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
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Throughout the morning, conservative justices have been citing infirmities in the criminal justice system writ large as reasons to give former presidents immunity, rather than things that ought to be fixed for everyone.

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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With new reporting out today saying that New York Times publisher AG Sulzberger is encouraging his writers to attack Biden over his age until Biden gives a long interview to his newspaper, it's time to update the kitten meme.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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No video, but from the sound of his voice, Trump's lawyer was up all night smoking and drinking.

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Peter Sagal's avatar Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social
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I guess this is yet another day to post Sen Tom Cotton's last undergraduate column for the Harvard Crimson, in which he opines on the reason people seem to really not like him.

www.thecrimson.com/article/1998...

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Trump stock has been dropping 6% a day for the past week. I'm no geologist, but there may be a Thelma & Louise ending on the horizon.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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I was at a bar celebrating my birthday. Everyone stared at the TV the whole time. I'll never forgive OJ for ruining my birthday party.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Papagonia would be a great lifestyle brand.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Explains why his beard looks the way it does.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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If you read the context, you'll see that when he said "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!" he was talking about the autobahn. "Final solution" was just about improving traffic flow.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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$1.35/hr selling popcorn to theatergoers in oklahoma when I was 15

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Elon being interviewed by Don Lemon

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Who could have suspected that punitive damages might be punitive?

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Eric Rauchway's avatar Eric Rauchway @rauchway.bsky.social
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Given the Court’s majority holdings on abortion and voting rights (just to pick two matters) it *should* be bitterly divided and if it is not then the allegedly liberal justices are not doing their job.

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Sam Cohen's avatar Sam Cohen @samcohen.bsky.social
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English department people: this report just out from the Association of Departments of English is tremendous, the product of a lot of hard work by many people, and worth a read (and it's got pictures) www.maps.mla.org/content/down...

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Like maybe the same tent (or much better) on the ground?

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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As if Goebbels had written a sermon for Amy Semple McPherson. It explains the schizophrenic delivery.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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Aren't you supposed to wear spats with shoes like that?

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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You don't get to be chief of Smith & Wesson if you have a pesky conscience.

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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He went to the same prep school as Oppenheimer (and Maggie Haberman) but then could only get into Brown. Probably because of the kitten-killing.

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Boston Tom Levenson's avatar Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social
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What’s amazing about @nytimes.com terrible election coverage: 2024 is an insanely rare opportunity. The last 2 POTUSs are up against each other. They have clear records. A nonpartisan, factual compare-&-contrast is right there! Instead it’s “Biden is Old” & “Ignore Trump’s Dementia/Insurrection.”…

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nixon TICONDEROGA ®'s avatar nixon TICONDEROGA ® @nticonderoga.bsky.social
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The Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Article 1 is not self-enacting, dissolves Congress.

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