Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social

Astrophysicists theorize that 85% of the day is spent doing “dark work” which cannot be directly measured but is implied by how tired I feel

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Dan @dandwiggins.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

@astrokatie.com please verify. :)

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

Luckily, you can still get paid for doing that, as long as you hire a Dark Accountant to help balance the books.

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 07:07 UTC

Sharing this w my daughter, the astrophysicist

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Silo64 @silo64.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

All work is dark work

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Kitten motherfukin Britches bitches 🤘😸 @kittenbritches.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

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Mystery solved

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Gunpla Brian @gunplabrian.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

Cant measure the output of dark work, we can only measure the time it takes up and the energy it drains and extrapolate the output based on that

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Just a Racoon @malevolentmango.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

Some have theorized that it's a flaw in our understanding of how gravity works on small scales and that our feelings are just really heavy

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DoRayMeFarTed @doraymefarted.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Does dark matter though?

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Semi-Interesting Photography, etc. @remid0d0s0.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

what you need is some of that dark energy then

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Tandy 400 @tandy400.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

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InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

I’m blaming time dilation for the workday seeming so long!!

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Blue Juice @ericbertsch.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

This explains so much. There's a show on Prime in which a cargo (space)ship cruises through a "dark matter cloud" & disintegrates.. Pretty sure I've crashed into one too many "dark work clouds." The show:"Beacon 32".

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