martha dumptruck

@octofussy.bsky.social

244 followers 237 following 2607 posts

a beautiful trans hoe you want in your life DMs open I don’t give a shit

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:13 UTC

Spencer's Gifts sounds like the name of a movie about a sweet little boy who is very sick.

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

🎶 Don’t blame me, blame Brett 🎶

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

Book

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

I love the centered thoughtful pose

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

dumping out my desk drawers looking for my ‘good’ fidget spinner

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

I want a toilet that shoots flames out of the sides and plays Running With The Devil on repeat 🔥

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

getting review-bombed by my friends and family ☹️

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

I’m ded (literally)

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

(Tommy Boy singing) Fat Boy and-a Little Man

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BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:04 UTC

I feel seen 😬

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

No, Mr. Pak: They expect us to die.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

getting review-bombed by my friends and family ☹️

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Boss Clown @319e17th.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

I feel like “Trump’s Project 2025 will take beer and NFL football away from you” is a simple and unbeatable message.

2 replies 13 reposts 50 likes

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Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

110 replies 1199 reposts 5047 likes

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haus of hawktuah @hausofholes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

blessed are the little stinkers

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

a croissant that turns into a snake get on it, science

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

my privates hurt I need to go home

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

I’m glad we’re all just having the worst time ever 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

I don’t have a lot of friends but my instagram comments DO get a lot of likes so that’s nice

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

if you’ve never smoked drugs out of something constructed from random junk found at the hardware store, get tf away from me

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

gotta display dominance over the crabbies or they get pinchy

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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

pictomancer leveling

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crimesididntcommit.🏳️‍⚧️ (miss congeniality) @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

they’re callin me darth nasty at the star wars cafe

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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:00 UTC

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

this is how I find out??? 😭😭😭😭😭

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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

they had so much fun on their date

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

BULLSHIT I’m still annoyed that ‘Kill Bill’ by Sza lost to that stupid Miley Cyrus song, no way on earth is that a better song

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

omg you are so pretty ✨

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

not sure if helpful, but have you heard of strandsfortrans.org

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Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

She RAID on my Shadow Legends until I sponsor this podcast

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BippityBoppityBong @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

This is your brain on stolen bacon.

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

If you could turn this into a slogan that fits on a poster or a button, it MIGHT matter

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Stella @antlervel.vet
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

walked by a guy in the CVS doorway HIM: what’s the matter baby? Not gonna say hi? ME: I’m not out and about to say hi to you. I am out and about to get my ten delicious boneless wings from Wingstop HIM: HIM: is there something wrong with you

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

so many of yall deserve this today with your screenshots of tiny text you’re asking me to care about

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

💀💀💀

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

if the gates of hell don’t look this cool, then I’m not going

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

I did read the side effects and the part where your intestines might need a reboot gave me pause 😅

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

fuckin Stryper 😂😂😂

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

we’re tired and we’re busy please help us, science 😭😭😭

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

can I please just take Ozempic I’m tired of hauling my heavy ass all over earth

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martha dumptruck @octofussy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:45 UTC