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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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AS THEY SHOULD BE
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Kat Beaufort@onbearfeet.bsky.social |
112 followers 122 following 2088 posts
Writer, teacher, weirdo. Queer as hell. May or may not have an army of ninja bears at my back. She/her. patreon.com/user?u=34623230
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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AS THEY SHOULD BE
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Cats of Yore
@catsofyore.bsky.social
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We now go LIVE to Francie for this update:
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Somebody asked me tonight if I was watching the debate, and what fell out of my mouth was, "No, I don't want to hear Donald Trump make face noises." Hours later, I still haven't come up with a better line.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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*sneakily invalidates your purchaser's coupons so they are forced to pay full price at the register*
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Tea Berry-Blue
@teaberryblue.bsky.social
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A useful word that isn’t used enough is “democide.” Democide is the mass murder of a demographic group who are not a racial or ethnic group (“genocide.”) So for example the mass murder of queer or disabled people is democide. It can be a helpful word to disambiguate when both are taking place.
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Alex de Campi
@alexdecampi.bsky.social
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Look I cannot recommend a better way to improve your life than going to the local animal shelter and asking, “what is the nicest cat you have” and then adopting them, especially if they are plain and old
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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My actual response is, "Have you ever GONE to the police about a rapist or an abuser? Because I have, and the cop called the rapist up and joked with him about bitches being crazy. I don't see why my tax dollars should pay for that when my dad would do it for free."
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Dooooo iiiiiiit you need grandma's chaotic magic on your side
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Also works with other fresh, frozen, or canned fruit, especially berries and stonefruit. Go nuts.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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...until just covered. Bake at 350°F for 40 min or until water has evaporated and crust is golden. Serve warm, especially with milk or ice cream.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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1 cup oatmeal 1 cup flour 1/2 cup sugar 2 tsp baking powder 1 Tbsp canola oil 1 cup milk Mix and pour into a greased 8x8 or 9x9 pan. Top with a layer of halved and pitted apricots (I usually need 8-10 whole apricots). Sprinkle 2 Tbsp sugar over top. Pour a thin film of boiling water over all ...
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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...I have clearly missed something. So *bear hugs for Brooke about whatever it is*
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K.B. Spangler
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Tai reminds you to take precautions and stay cool in the heat. If that means sprawling across the ac vent then so be it.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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It iiiiiis. Want the recipe?
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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It iiiiiiis. Recipe available upon request.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Grandma knew what was up!
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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I have not shamed my ancestors this night. (Or at least I haven't shamed Grandma.)
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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You need this today.
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nonbinary papa iv
@aardvarkwizard.bsky.social
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Anyway probably if you think you have any trans people who take T following you, please be kind and repost this. It is the first I've heard about it and I had to seek it out myself, I'd have been on this two weeks ago if I knew
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Not ADHD, but I keep a stash of frozen tamales (I literally bought a bunch of fresh tamales and stuck them in the freezer) and those steam-in-the-bag frozen veggie packs. Steam the tamales in a pot, microwave the veggies, and once again I do not die. Suck it, depression.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Why are you lgbtq+? Correct answers only. Because it was either that or space aliens are real, they're here, and one of 'em's a previously unsuspecting sixth-grader. And I never developed heat vision, more's the pity.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Statistically speaking, there is definitely some overlap. All of the bears includes at least some of those bears.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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I am summoning. So. Many. Bears.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Polyester doesn't breathe. A lot of the clothes in stores now, especially anything cheap, are made of polyester. You will roast to death in them. Do not buy a "breezy" polyester sundress. You will die. Don't encourage them. Sincerely, a sewist who's tired of picking up bolts & being disappointed.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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I can't decide which is worst: the AI showing me my dead family members who loved me, the AI showing me the living ones who have embraced bigotry, or the AI showing me bizarre images of the few remaining good ones (most of them literal children). Bears. Bears will devour. Must summon the bears...
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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One of the two major parties wants me and my loved ones dead. The first person who suggests I compromise by letting them kill half is getting eaten by bears.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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I feel like AI-generated images of family members would MAKE most people "lose it".
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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...well, now I have an idea.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Omg the things I would do for Princess Millie
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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I love him. Please give him a smooch on the nose for me and tell him he is an excellent bear.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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As a biromantic demi, ALSO THIS. The number of times I've been called a slut for not having sex but ALSO not having a strong gender preference...
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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1. I'm biromantic & dating a woman. Not het. *bites you* 2. Every cishet woman I know has been attracted to a man they didn't know personally. Usually Chris Evans/Hemsworth. It's why shirtless scenes exist. 3. LET WOMEN BE HORNY. STOP USING MY EXPERIENCE TO INVALIDATE THEM. 4. I am admittedly cis.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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"Demisexuality is just a fancy word for normal cishet female sexuality." *bites you*
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Oh NO
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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May his rice always be mushy or gritty, whichever is worse. Never Good Rice. No matter whether he cooks it himself, pays someone to cook it to order, or buys it pre-made. He eats in a five-star sushi restaurant, and yet the rice is inexplicably shit. All rice-based dishes are forever ruined.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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As someone who lost a sibling to lung cancer: holy fucking shit.
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Matthew Cortland (they)
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1) Don't buy any CVS house branded generic
2) FDA is a failed agency
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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✨brit ✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
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yo — a lot of the meds many of us are on (SSRIs, hormones, stimulants, various BP meds, etc) increase heat sensitivity — especially if there’s other recreational substances we enjoy at any frequency. do yourselves a solid & check into which meds do this if you’re on any & acclimate accordingly.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Oooooo, will there be pictures? I love a good quilt...
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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I second rice truck, and suggest you choose at least one from the "family lore" tag on gallusrostromegalus's Tumblr. Perhaps "The 1969 Easter Mass Incident"? The blood is literally jam...
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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They are both so very bitey. (This is Russell the Emotional Support Werewolf and his new friend Turmeric, aka Ricky, aka The Biting.)
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Kingfisher & Wombat
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I swear to god, civilization could help the middle-aged and the anxious enormously if we just had a high-school class in “What Pains You Should Actually Be Worried About.”
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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It is amazing and works with most fresh fruit.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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He's purring louder than the cicadas outside are screaming.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Neither is this guy, since I'm posting about him instead of heartlessly trying to move.
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James Joseph Schwarzin Copeland
@jjsc.bsky.social
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The interconnected social media networks have provided this from Tumblr, which I got from Reddit. I hope it helps others remember that excessive destructive violence, well cathartic, is not the best solution.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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...until just covered. Bake at 350°F for 40 min or until water has evaporated and crust is golden. Serve warm, especially with milk or ice cream.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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1 cup oatmeal 1 cup flour 1/2 cup sugar 2 tsp baking powder 2 Tbsp canola oil 1 cup milk Mix and pour into a greased 8x8 or 9x9 pan. Top with a layer of halved and pitted apricots (I usually need 8-10 whole apricots). Sprinkle 2 Tbsp sugar over top. Pour a thin film of boiling water over all ...
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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Apparently California-style apricots were a much bigger part of the market decades ago.
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Kat Beaufort
@onbearfeet.bsky.social
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I only have a little ginger on my hands at the moment, but I'll share in case anyone needs it.
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