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Mitchell Epner

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For the same reason handlers of search & rescue dogs occasionally have volunteers put themselves in a position to be "found" alive in a grim disaster scene -- to keep up morale so that these dogs keep working -- I give you this screen shot from the BOP showing the current location of Steve Bannon.

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Andrew Brown's avatar Andrew Brown @playcritically.bsky.social
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I feel like RELEASE DATE: UNKNOWN is a perfectly ordinary bureaucratic quirk but is going to kick off conspiracy theories that will fester for years.

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Jehosaphat Q. Blatte's avatar Jehosaphat Q. Blatte @jqblatte.bsky.social
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Send well wishes to: INMATE: 05635-509 DANBURY FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION ROUTE 37 DANBURY, CT 06811

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Lynne Fox's avatar Lynne Fox @slotrak.bsky.social
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Thank you. It does help, a bit.

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Melissa's avatar Melissa @melmarino.bsky.social
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You're a real pal!

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riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་'s avatar riwoche རི་བོ་ཆེ་ @riwoche.bsky.social
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Oh great now I can mail him a postcard with dogs on it and wish him a pleasant four-month stay in federal custody. Many thanks!

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Full time insect, part time cynic  's avatar Full time insect, part time cynic @bforbutterfly.bsky.social
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This is worth a follow.

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Christine Hyung-Oak Lee 🐝💨's avatar Christine Hyung-Oak Lee 🐝💨 @xtinehlee.bsky.social
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Thank you for this act of service. 💫✨🙏

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QueSHŌGUN's avatar QueSHŌGUN @thequeso.bsky.social
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Sorry about the delousing, Steve.

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Jeff Bachtel's avatar Jeff Bachtel @jeffbach.bsky.social
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“Call or email” the BOP would just let me do that, to him?

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Land Moose's avatar Land Moose @landmoose.bsky.social
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How many shirts are you allowed to wear at once in prison?

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jon "RNC security perimeter enjoyer” schuster
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I don't know if I'm the volunteer or the rescue dog in this scenario...

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Popehat's avatar Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social
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Wait who is the dog

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's avatar @rednecklefty.bsky.social
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Hmmm, what sort of package do I want to send him?

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Laure's avatar Laure @laureanne.bsky.social
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savor this.

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Liza Mazel's avatar Liza Mazel @lizamazel.bsky.social
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He's 70? Huh, wow. He doesn't look a day over 220.

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Dennis Watson's avatar Dennis Watson @denniswatson.bsky.social
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Thank you for this. Today has been hard, doing my in-house counsel work and pretending the world isn’t falling apart. This is exactly what I needed to see after my commute.

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Raoul Guapo 's avatar Raoul Guapo @raoulguapo.bsky.social
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Fresh fish.

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Ravin Boodram's avatar Ravin Boodram @rvbdrm.com
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"MAKE SURE THEY KNOW I’M WHITE"

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Susan's avatar Susan @oldandtired.bsky.social
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😂

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Thatfishgirl's avatar Thatfishgirl @thatfishgirl.bsky.social
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Thank you, kind sir A needed light in a dark tunnel

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Love the release date unknown

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Ni en pedo's avatar Ni en pedo @300ps.bsky.social
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STEPHEN K BANNON (AKA CHARLES BUKOWSKI) Shirt status: 1 only, color orange

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Hrender's avatar Hrender @hrender.bsky.social
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“Release Date: UNKNOWN”

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Innocent🕷Abroad's avatar Innocent🕷Abroad @jjgass.bsky.social
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Nice of them to link to his build-the-wall grift. I assume that's what the "send money" link is for, right?

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Pavo's avatar Pavo @loquepasara.bsky.social
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"Danbury" hey Johnny Sack folded laundry down there

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Bethany Mannon's avatar Bethany Mannon @drbethany.bsky.social
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70! Why are these guys all so old?

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Julia's avatar Julia @sdrose.bsky.social
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God love you @mitchellepner.bsky.social

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Tom Wrongbottom 🍦's avatar Tom Wrongbottom 🍦 @wrongbottom.bsky.social
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Voice a concern?

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Vituperative Erb's avatar Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social
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Hopefully my man went to the dentist ahead of time

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's avatar @soiam.bsky.social
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They want us to kill each other. It releases the SSI to pay down the FED, and culls a lot of people that won't need benefits, redraw the lines and new constitution. One Team two side = Fake. Just adapt an Amish lifestyle. It is the eventual outcome. no matter who wins for we all lose

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Christopher Plessinger's avatar Christopher Plessinger @plessinger.com
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I thought Danbury was a women's prison.

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J L Sanford's avatar J L Sanford @lesterbut.bsky.social
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Thanks!! Really needed something to cheer me up after last couple of days!

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::xziol::'s avatar ::xziol:: @bigsurholypi.zone
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the inmates at Danbury have a 4 month window to do something really funny

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Sirobin's avatar Sirobin @sirobin.bsky.social
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It doesn't help, but...it helps.

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Owl 's avatar Owl @empowlr.bsky.social
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I did a little song.

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