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Sweetie ฯ
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I lost my glasses awhile ago so I have no idea what the last 6300 posts were about
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Ken I kick it@hisanthropic.bsky.social |
177 followers 145 following 932 posts
Accidental fashion icon
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Sweetie ฯ
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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I lost my glasses awhile ago so I have no idea what the last 6300 posts were about
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Satan
@social-hell.uk
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Ladies, what's stopping you from looking like this?
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Philip Bump
@pbump.com
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[guy inventing social media] what if we let short-tempered dimwits weigh in on everything immediately
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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I feel like hysterectomy needs to be renamed because it sounds like it should be funny
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Until I dislocated my thumb I never realised just how much it gets in the way of my other fingers.
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Going to the Georgia O'Keeffe exhibition before taking the Rorschach test for my new therapist was probably a bad idea.
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juno. stump
@juno.bsky.social
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favorite album is CD-RW by the band โ700 MBโ
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D.N. Schmidt, Space Opera Author ๐ธ
@writepop.bsky.social
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A steak that makes you sick is beef unwellington.
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Auntie Social
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
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"What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?" Yes. I paid good money for this concert.
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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Her: Your life just doesnโt seem to have a direction. Me: โDownโ is a direction, Brenda.
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Forget eating the rich, we should just tax the cunts.
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Live Laugh Lysergsรคurediethylamid
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Dฮฑแงษณฮฑ Jฮฑิาฝ๐ค
@imperfectme.bsky.social
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Growing up is overrated.
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chiller
@thechiller.bsky.social
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I see France has figured out it doesn't want to be run by Russia just yet. God bless em, it's nice to see.
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Prisonculture
@prisonculture.bsky.social
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Sometimes people you can't stand are correct.
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Shark Week is what my SO calls it when it's a certain time of the month.
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
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Jaws was such a good movie that people have pretended to care about something called "Shark Week" for like 35 years.
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Which one of you young grasshoppers will duel me next?
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
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dillo (the yakubian mamba)
@dillo.media
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I'm an anarcho-centrist btw
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Sweetie ฯ
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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Me, in the confessional: bless me, daddy, for I have sinned Priest: god forgives you, kitten
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Breaking News! After several weeks of repetition I've finally managed to convince Zef that his name is Walton Doggins.
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man it's a hot zone,
@mobute.bsky.social
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rubbing my fingers on a cybertruck to get the garlic smell off them
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Hi, itโs Abby. Yep.
@abbycohenwl.bsky.social
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Some of you didnโt spend the summer stripping the Barbies youโd outgrown naked, turning the hose on full blast and repeatedly shooting them off the edge of the birdbath and it shows
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Dan Isaacs (Kelce's Version)
@danisaacs.bsky.social
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I agree with whichever of Jimmy Kimmel's writers thought of this analogy
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Jeff Stormer
@jeffstormer.bsky.social
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I am here to once again declare that John Cena should star in an Ernest legacy sequel where he plays Ernest P. Worrell's improbably jacked son (it is never explained in any way why he is jacked)
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Ahhhhh
@nerdjpg.com
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Good morning bro. Mind if I breakdown your thoughts and critique them
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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I've just dislocated my thumb. Which should make for an interesting bedtime wank.
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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A sure sign of my advancing age is that I'm really excited that today is a great day for getting my washing dry.
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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I just found the video of my first ever stand up and it's not as bad as I remembered.
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Dak
@dak.bsky.social
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The worst part of seeing my grandfather get run over while crossing the street is knowing that I have failed this driving exam
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Dak
@dak.bsky.social
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Who called them ex-girlfriends and not yesterbaes.
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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I can't guarantee you sunshine, but I can lend you my spare cagoule
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Iโve been so stressed out ever since I realized Iโll be alive for the rest of my life
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Frankenfreckle
@neptunian9.bsky.social
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I want to wish a very special happy 4th of july to Steve my high school boyfriend who picked bird shit out of my hair while peaking on acid in 2006.
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Glen
@vaguebiscuit.bsky.social
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Jacob Rees-Mogg and his nanny commiserating over his loss (just imagine those are union jacks)
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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I think Sir Kid Starvers first action as PM should be to announce a new bank holiday in celebration of getting rid of the fucking tories
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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My daughter is in the process of a quite breathtaking meltdown because her tablet has just completed a software update and the layout has changed.
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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
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Someone at work brought me homemade jollof rice today. Would it be a bit weird if I asked her father for her hand in marriage straight away?
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Finally. I've been waiting for this day my entire life
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sandcrab
@sandcrab.bsky.social
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You are invited ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ to an evening celebrating bok choy ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ๐ฅฌ
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Ken I kick it
@hisanthropic.bsky.social
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Presumably everyone read this in his voice? ๐๐
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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hey guys, whatโs Fozzie Bearโs favorite snack? waka-waka-mole ๐ฅ
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Katie Mack
@astrokatie.com
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I kinda feel like now that the Supreme Court has declared it legal for a president to straight-up murder people they don't like, it's probably even more important to not elect people who seem extremely inclined to murder people they don't like
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I want some spicy Italian meatballs in my mouth and a chorizo sausage up my ass
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@unfitz.bsky.social
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If happiness is a warm puppy, then sadness is a cold puddle of puppy pee under your bare foot on the kitchen floor.
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Jamison Foser
@jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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something I've been thinking about lately that might be useful to some of y'all right now is that sometimes when you can't muster any optimism or hope you can decide to continue fighting anyway on behalf of others who still have some
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