big daddy vegetables

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please no

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the thing noticer @bug-deal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

im normal, and non threatending

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

check out this pretty lady

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denise ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I can phil it collins in the air tonight!!!

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

it was watermelon

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

very sad because the ostrich egg i've had for 20 years broke in my suitcase. actually a bit devastated

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

"if you really loved your kids you would have left them in heaven instead of birthing them into the possibility of going to hell for eternity" is what i have decided to say to the next bible thumper who tells me that not having kids means i'm missing out on "the greatest love i'll ever know"

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

mmmm i love hotdog egg and...refried bean(?) pizza

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

fiona is here too

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

IMPORTANT: The website for Jonathan Mitchell's sock puppet org suing Northwestern for "bias against white men" is an open submission form asking for "evidence of race or sex preferences at any university you've been associated with." Just FYI! fasorp.org

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

the LotR posting will continue until morale improves

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

i am in america

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

drugs and fear are a hell of a drug

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:12 UTC

fiona is having a hell of a time

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

made it to my gate 3 hours early, just the way i like it

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:08 UTC

so tired i'm throwing up, probably fine

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:21 UTC

I HATE CALGARY STAMPEDE WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING GUNS AT FUCKING 2 IN THE MORNING FUCK OFF

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:20 UTC

i hate my life can i just die please i just want to fucking SLEEP

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:20 UTC

i've taken three 30 min naps in the last 48 hours and i am so fucking tired i actually want to scream. all i want to do is sleep but i have to leave for the airport in 4 hours and there is somehow still a mountain of shit to do even though i've been doing NOTHING but fucking moving all week. kill me

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 08:11 UTC

if this fucking fly lands on me one more time i will actually be burning down this entire city block

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

don't worry i did assume that's what you meant! i just wanted an excuse to post the little police boat

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

let's ask them (does look fun)

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heiðrún @harpy.party
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

cream of sodium soup

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

The third Twisters movie should be a Tremors crossover. Trouble from above, trouble from below, nowhere is safe. Imagine the stay quiet in the storm cellar scene.

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

i just said goodbye to my bestie of 4 years and folks,

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

bonus content

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

My cats when I turn on the kitchen light to scold them for being assholes at 3 AM

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

"the road ahead" acrylic on hardboard

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

commiserating

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

"main carroter moment" 😏 acrylic on hardboard

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

today i met winston

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Best of Hasbara @bestofhasbara.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

An article in the peer-reviewed medical journal The Lancet, using the conservative estimate of 4 indirect deaths in Gaza for every one direct death (in other conflicts it’s been 3-15x), calculates that Israel has killed approximately 186,000 Palestinians. That is 8% of the population of Gaza.

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Ray @sireviscerate.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

A hybrid remix novel of Moby Dick and Infinite Jest, but just the parts about tying knots and playing tennis. It is 900 pages long.

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

trying to decide what to eat first when i get home to atlanta next week

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

"two silly boys" acrylic on wood panel

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Loather @loather.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

why did we stop sending men to the moon. So many men could fit up there

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It's Ryan! @construct.goblinmo.de
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

whistling and jumping around like a kettle

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A Real Octopus @a-real-octopus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 13:09 UTC

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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

thinking of getting some new bug bites

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

this is what net guns are made for

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

"this shit again?"

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

this isn't a dig specifically at anyone i've ever lived with, i just think i'm better off having my own space in general (i am annoying to live with)

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

i read a lot of books as a kid and whenever a story had a hermit in it i always found myself identifying with that guy the most. probably should have looked into that a lot sooner. anyway soon i will be living alone for the first time in over 10 years and i'm so happy i could shit

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

brilliant, holy shit. about 10 years ago i saw saturn through a telescope for the first time and it was actually life-changing, pardon the cliché

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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

windows update of damocles

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

whenever i call them it sounds like a tv phonecall with absolutely no usable information exchanged. all you would hear is me saying hey how's it going! ... yes please ... just on the second one ... ok thank you so much! *click* and then 30 minutes later a full meal arrives

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big daddy vegetables @fauxpaslogy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

is it good if the pizza restaurant answers the phone with "hey lindsay how's it going!!"

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