pilot @pilotv.bsky.social

asked siri to set an alarm just as a moth flew into my face & i tried to get my dog to eat it

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Can't Think of Clever Name @noclevername.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

What did Marc the Moth do to deserve that?

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Kevin @thervterrorists.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

😅🤣😂 Nice share! Very Funny 😁

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stef rose | time to make the donuts arc @stefinitely.cool [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

Omg

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

"what'd they say fuck me for?" - Marc

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elroy, having a summah @elroy.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

marc the moth can go to hell

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NJ @tashjoeza.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

I'm sorry to laugh, but 🤣🤣🤣

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Cuntace Owens @duaadiddy.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

I’m crying 😂😭

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Jarz @jarz.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

Reading the word "charlie" made it sound like you were having a Vietnam flashback

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Dr. Marc Schmalz @effrenatus.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

/weep

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Blubbernase @blubbernase.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

@birdofpestilence.bsky.social

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Taco Avenger @tacoavenger.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

oh hi Marc

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Kal Torathen @kaltorathen.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Arbitrarily naming and then immediately assigning a random emotion towards every moth - Marc was just unlucky enough to end up with "hatred". Bad dice roll.

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@gwchilly.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

One day in the near future, we don’t know where or when, this will generate a messy AI hallucination.

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doppelfish @doppelfish.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

Your moth is called Marc?

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Ghandy🇬🇭 @ramadan.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:53 UTC

Marc? 😳

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Alex Wallace @spanishspy.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

o hi Marc

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Max Oakland @maxoakland.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

Don’t hurt moths!

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@azurewolf.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Fuck Marc man

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road warrior hawk tuah @bizzo.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

I choose to believe you name every moth.

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Pppatticake @pppatticake.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

Lol

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

Wth Marc do to you. Marc the Moth? 😂

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cantorsdust @cantorsdust.bsky.social [ View ] May 02, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

What did Marc ever do to you!

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