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Work optional, timezone agnostic. Good old things, and not too many. Here is still cheaper than therapy, you see.


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Bonus: It absolves one of the need to spend any time on Houzz

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It’s kind of funny to hang out on here among people hyper-focused on politics, political theory etc., then log off and talk to normal people and find out how they think about stuff 🙃

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Deleting decades-old .ppt files from my Gmail and I don't recall making any of these, nor do I recall ever learning the content. I used to be smrt.

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I came to my 14 year old with a concern about social media. He literally took his glasses off, rubbed his temples, and asked: “what have the moms on the internet said now?” 😯🫤😆

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Starting to think that as with Trader Joe's, I am not the target market for Kirkland Signature. Watch me forget again next year.

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Unreal. I found it, and NOT in the junk drawerzzzzzz *Pats self on back appreciatively*

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And by this I mean I panicked because we haven't been flushing every use to conserve water.

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Someone showed up and I have to put pants on 😭

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Hmm? Straight answer to a straight question: "Dating" was the interview process for Life Partner in which we learned about each other's thoughts/attitudes towards money, children, religion, other shared responsibilities, and capacity for personal growth.

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F-16s doing their morning flypast outside my window.

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Really beginning to hate the word 'neurodivergent'. Seems to either mean a) a sweeping grab bag of assumptions and facts about a whole range of neurological and fine motor disabilities or b) a service that provides support for *ONE* of the things grouped in the term, but you have to guess which one.

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Someone I met on the weekend invited me to APIDA events and I was like... what is APIDA

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Excellent point

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I'm from a different part of the world entirely but married in (and then exported him), going to the fair in 2022 after everything actually made me 🥲 Hope folks keep up the tradition of live-skeeting the Llama Costume Contest, I never seem to make it on that day.

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The instinct (particularly online) to denounce a good action because it's not enough or not fully aligned with your preferred motivations is dysfunctional. Applaud good stuff. Jeer bad stuff.

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Happy New Fair Foods Day to all who celebrate. I'll take anything by the Farmers Union (still dream about that pork schnitzel sandwich '22) or Hamline Church Dining Hall

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Ran a search for Dorothy Dunnett on the two closest public library catalogs: Nada. This is quite surprising!

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Oregon Chai Latte concentrate: A treat at maybe 1:4, 1:5 ratio to milk/water, certainly not the 50/50 suggested on the box, ow my teeth

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☑️ Batch-cooked ☑️ Located € 💶 in nested food storage containers 🙄 ☑️ Afternoon nap ☑️ Tandem SUP'd a new lake ☑️ Collected and carried 15 gallons of rainwater ☑️ Finished continuing edu module ⬜ Ongoing battle with carpenter ants... all the cheap ant bait was sold out

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This is a picture of a newly discovered pool never seen before by human eyes 700 ft deep in Lechuguilla Cave a part of Carlsbad National Park here in New Mexico

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Threw some cucumber slices in a jamjar with chili flakes, garlic, soy sauce, apple cider vinegar, sesame oil and a hunk of gula melaka/dark palm sugar. Didn't think much of it yesterday, but it certainly improved overnight.

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Broke my screen protector in 3 places now but as I was going to place an order, the order history says I got a 2-pack last year... I do love a challenge.

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Seriously, have the NYT and WaPo always been this asinine? My memory is not what it used to be.

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Mystifying item on packing list from 8 months ago: "Floor rug, gloves" WHAT

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This is just playing, but here's the camp shower set-up. Currently producing highly variable temperature and pressure, natch.

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Next up: Hotter Adorns! Not a colour I usually opt for, but this was my first/only insurance claim after I showed up in Joburg for work and my weather-appropriate clothes didn't. (The one time I check a bag, honestly...) So I get to find out how it feels to be Garrison Keillor-adjacent.

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Hmm, have worn these Cynthia Rowley suede loafers to failure (hole in heel sole). Their role was to be the lightweight crushable city walkers within Eur/Asia carry-on limitations. A TJ Maxx buy, they lasted ~10 years... Currently on eBay/Poshmark for ~same price I think I paid (U$20)

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Midnight snackeroo! - One Honeycrisp (smol! they exist!) - Side of cheese (Sartori, WI - good taste, oddly rubbery compressed curd texture) - Ghirardelli 86%, as mini hot chocolate - Vaguely Asian-style cucumber quick pickle

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Shakshuka'd the leftover tagine.

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I understand wanting to spend more time with your grown offspring via shared interests. I'm also starting to understand the phenomenon of some adult children feeling like their parent is in competition with them.

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#HelicopterParenting: A friend of The Guy's just bought a helicopter and installed a helipad at his house.

Ostensibly because his grown son is in training to become a commercial helicopter pilot.

(This seems simultaneously cool, and a solid Cry for Help to Fill the Void after selling a company.)

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Yesterday we hitched up an IBC tank to fill a drum which will in turn feed a shower heater. Today I lazed and read "What Happens When You Get What You Want" with coffee: a breezy 90+ pages, thoughtful but not ground-breaking. I've become reacquainted with the wood tick. No deer ticks. 🙏

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Made an Instant Pot chickpea and shredded chicken tagine dinner 🤤 from dried garbanzo beans, which I hadn't previously considered a special treat. But the fact of the matter is I don't buy fifty spices every time I set up somewhere for a few weeks/months.

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In a twist on my "frozen fruit is so much better these days" position, Trü Frü chocolate-covered 🍓 are a definite ✅ 7 ingredients (mostly from the chocolate coating, which actually tastes of chocolate).

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Honestly, there’s probably no one who would suffer more in a second Biden term than Biden.

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Both the book and water will still be there when the mid-day sun is gone...

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Verdict: the $1.50 Costco loss-leader hotdog + 20 oz drink is fine to experience, if the drink is fizzy water. (Yes I am a snob, and the staff were the more reasonably-girthed of the folks there today.)

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EIGHT (8) paper towels to soak up the grease from half a mojo pork pressed panini. Loved this place but time to strike another one off the list.

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Tried to find an eco-friendly dish scrub brush: sisal or coconut fibre or whatnot. Apparently I shop at the wrong sort of store. Back to Scotch-Brite's little handy scrubber.

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Those with dry hair and skin who can go a week without a wash have the edge on off-grid living! (This is not me.)

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1/ 55 years ago today, I was born at Yale University hospital. It was the middle of the Vietnam War. My father was Lt. Commander at the New London Navy base, serving as a pediatrician. Once week, my mother brought to my first protests to hear the reading of the names of the troops killed in action.

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Happy firefly hour to all who observe!

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My in-laws are consistently the least annoying folks I've ever spent time at close quarters with, for which I am profoundly forever grateful 🥲🙂‍↔️

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Him, driving: I'm confused, are we in Minnesota? Me: See those wind turbines up ahead? I don't think they are allowed this side of the border... your phone hasn't said "Welcome to Minnesota" Him: Can you put MPR on?

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It's weird being in such close proximity to these folks all of a sudden.

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Didn't have a cover for my coffee, had to walk past a loudly-sniffling redcap in the corridor. I don't love disposable culture, but I did throw away that cup.

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R2 and 3P0 tried and tried, and, with the help of the galaxy’s finest robot fertility experts, were blessed with issue