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Chronic post-liker ISO mutuals. Amateur linguist, gardener, cook, flirt. She/her/Cat Dad


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i would simply not violate the ada with regard to the person i hired to know about health policy but i guess im just different

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They have a YouTube channel, but that's the only interaction I've had with Comedy Central since my parents gave up watching every single Daily Show.

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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

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eating an entire stick of butter is fine and good if it is in novel pastry form. few know this

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Naturally, they didn’t get much media attention outside of the LGBT press, even though every fucking tweet JKR posts gets an article written about it. But you can help spread the word. Tell your friends:

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Lavender Latte Lesbian's avatar Lavender Latte Lesbian @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social
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This is also how I got the list of "symptoms" to watch out for, instead of following my (actually quite good) sex education.

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The weird thing is, my family wasn't religious! It was the way pregnancy was portrayed in the media I was consuming. I wasn't part of some cheerful married couple, and I didn't want a baby, so I must be in the ranks of the sluts and terrified teens I was watching and reading about.

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I worried about being pregnant before I ever had sex and after having (protected) sex for the first time. It is insane how hard it is to shake the idea once you learn the myth that pregnancy is some sort of punishment visited on impure women.

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Your health is the most important thing. Make sure you're healing up well and then go get a delicious lunch. If you don't want to confront the doc today it will not be too late. I hope it goes well!

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She is probably crying into her piles of money right now, but I am at least only half working

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If it's your last appointment, wait until the end and give him hell!

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I also made a decent curry but I had to swap out the beans because I didn't leave enough time to cook the dried ones

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Nonstop fireworks today, luckily my cats don't seem bothered. I hope it starts raining again though.

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Imagining an artistic and craft movement in spite of AI and not just for rich Westerners.

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*shakes fist at capitalism and the protestant work ethic* knock it off!

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They need a new self help book for companies called “how to solve all your problems by giving up on that product no one wants.”

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Matthew Cortland (they)'s avatar Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land
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If you're going to call a Senator who is not your Senator, call the Senate Majority Leader's office. Schumer's phone number is (202) 224-6542

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I thought I had a therapy appointment right after work but I missed that they called me to cancel this morning. Now I'm in a weird "prepared for therapy" mood and I guess I'm going to go to the grocery store instead?

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I do not sew but am considering sewing my own bras because seriously wtf who designs these things

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JK my head is throbbing and I'm nauseous trying not to move goddamn it

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I fucked up and watched YouTube shorts for a truly ridiculous amount of time today. Time to take some Tylenol and try to salvage a little bit of functionality from today.

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One for the syntax folk 🐦🐦

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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Yesterday’s captures

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I could go for another round of "Biden used to stutter more but he worked hard, etc." I think people were into it last time

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I would love to someday know if I've been situationally lucky or genetically lucky the past few years!

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Erin Biba's avatar Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social
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Heartening news but extremely important to note, before getting too excited, this has only been tested in mice with a mouse-specific virus so we need to hold our horses, even though if this is proven effective in humans with human viruses that will be fucking awesome.

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*ahem* Don't go chasing COVID strains Listen to RNA-based vaccines you may come to know

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That's awesome, I'm glad you are inspired and offering inspiration to others!

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Seems like a great thing to have a project that is meaningful to you today instead of dwelling on all the rest of it 💛

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My grandparents had a heat lamp next to the shower that you could stand under when you got out. It was pretty great.

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It is cool and good to not be too serious on the internet and you don't owe anyone an explanation for your posting (despite some people acting like you do)

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Thank you, it is helpful to hear that from someone else sometimes.

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Part of my job is showing up and documenting what happened if someone calls 911 in my vicinity. Yesterday had a very sad situation and that on top of everything else has me wanting to go to sleep for a week. But I also feel like a jerk having such a strong reaction to someone else's tragedy.

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