Ryan Real

@ryanreal.bsky.social

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Riding down life's highway with my friends at my side

Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

yeah small trashcans here

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Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

Song of the summer, thank you @howelldawdy.bsky.social

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

Core Fourth of July memory: playing Magna Carta Holy Grail at a pool party in 2013 because it was free for Samsung owners and I had a Galaxy S III

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

Tip from me to you about daily contact lenses: Sometimes you're gonna get a bad one. Take the L and chuck it. That's just how it is

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Have been spending a lot of today imagining how unpleasant I would be if my favorite team lost Games 4-6 of the Stanley Cup Final

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

who are those four guys on the cover of remain in light? thanks to ai, now we know :)

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

"Barnes ennobled" is so so good

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[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

Adobe Stock has *so many* AI generated photos

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

This reads like AAA is offering hitman services

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

FIRE UP YOUR BRIAN is the winner

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 10:11 UTC

🧼🫧

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Arctic Zone makes some fine entry level packs but I'd recommend the Pro line for those who take lunch a little more seriously

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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

Scocca on baseball closers is a pretty easy sell, but Osita Nwanevu going quite long on fraudulent Maryland crab and seafood in general is something I didn't know I needed. Anyway, in conclusion: read Flaming Hydra. flaminghydra.com/r/0da3c3d6?m...

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

“Cellar door” is the most beautiful phrase in the English language but only when Bret Michaels sings it

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

damn dude, nice

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

I saw a werewolf scan a QR code menu in his hand

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

from:

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Yeah

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Guy doing the animal show at a six-year-old’s birthday party going off-script about the Venezuelan government

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Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 11:46 UTC

Would not have expected this well-reasoned rant from the smug, front-running sports shouter Colin Cowherd but right is right.

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

her walking through the concept of a value proposition is masterful

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 12:57 UTC

Guy repairing our fridge right now is named Frank. I know that's not nominative determinism but it feels like it is. Just fits. You can trust a Frank to fix your appliance.

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 11:49 UTC

Has the editor of Connections falsified any business records in New York by chance

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Maki Naro - Commissions open! @makinaro.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

34 COUNTS???!

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 26, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

Sorry to offend but summer is the best and you’re a big stupid moron if you think otherwise

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

I know it’s just a $70 Skinner box but Diablo IV has its hooks pretty deep into me

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Friday afternoon long weekend beers on the bar patio

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

Upgrading my highly public and widely used product, a cornerstone of my billion-dollar business, such that it now insists that Ron Dayne was President of the United States between the years of 1957 and 1971.

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social
[ View ] May 18, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

90s band names: The Dog Named Spot 2000s band names: The Dog! Named Spot? I Love Him a Lot! 2010s band names: DG NMD SPT 2020s band names: _thedognamedspot_

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

Parents…this November we need to Danny Go to the polls

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 12:54 UTC

Google taking the number of search results away sucks because when writing I often use that as a quick way to gauge the familiarity or accuracy of phrases. Stupid

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

Every minute I am not playing Animal Well is torture

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

Learning that the sixth-year wedding anniversary gift is iron

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Ben Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

One H8ER

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

I need a fighter on my side. Somebody with decades of legal experience. A lawyer who can take on the insurance companies—and win.

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

Doing the "There's no sex and drugs for Ian, David!" speech from Spinal Tap in a family meeting

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

When I want my book characters to speak, I want it to be “not unkindly”

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

In a Stereogum piece about Cindy Lee the other day

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

Ernie and Vince trying to hide their laughter took me out

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Great shot

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

*Steve Earle voice* Well my name’s Jean-Luc Grand Pierre 34’s the number I used to wear

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

Got a bike rack and NOBODY driving behind me has any faith in it

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Surely the *fourth* robotic vacuum I’ve purchased will solve all my problems

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

"I just don't have the budget for an organic, locally sourced protein diet" say people living through a one-in-a-lifetime periodical cicada emergence

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Ryan Real @ryanreal.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

Linus and Lucy

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