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Sara, 30+. Paralegal by day, aspiring author by night. Jewish always.


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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg 's avatar Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social
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also:

The Rabbi of Kotzk was asked:

Why is Shavuot called, "the time the Torah was given" rather than "the time we received the Torah?"

He answered: "The giving took place on one day, but the receiving takes place at all times."

cc @daanis.ca ;)

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Julie S. Lalonde's avatar Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social
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If you're a parent who wants to protect your kids from sexual abuse, teach them : 1- The proper names of their body parts 2- The difference between a secret and a surprise 3- To prioritize their safety over notions of politeness 4- Teach them what a safe adult is - in detail

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Tikkun Olamunist - ירמל גרױס's avatar Tikkun Olamunist - ירמל גרױס @tikkunolamunist.bsky.social
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From the Mishnah (Pirkei Avos), one of my favorite Jewish quotes.

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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I'm glad to see my daughter is making friends who match her weirdness level

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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My 6yo daughter ran into a boy she recognized at the park. He asked her to show him her teeth, then excitedly yelled, "One is wiggly! You ARE the girl who goes to my camp!"

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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Not particularly, considering she spent her tenure as head of the EPA doing her best to dismantle the EPA completely.

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mikey 🇺🇦's avatar mikey 🇺🇦 @mikeyfranklin.bsky.social
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Four old Jewish men are sitting in a cafe. “Oy,” says the first man. “Oy vey,” says the second man. “Oy vey iz mir,” says the third man. The fourth man snaps: “if you don’t stop talking about politics, I’m walking out!”

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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Miley's Jolene cover is also fantastic!

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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Daniel Kahn's Yiddish cover of "Hallelujah" blows every other Hallelujah cover out of the water. (To be fair, 99.9% of Hallelujah covers are godawful. But still.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH1f...

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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Agreed on Mumford's cover of The Boxer, but I prefer Bambie Thug's recent Zombie cover to Miley's (though Miley is also quite good, and that's a *damn* hard song to cover well!)

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Dr. James D's avatar Dr. James D @doctorjamesd.bsky.social
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in D&D rn: we are in a temple with fonts of water that could be turned into holy water me: so do the fonts have angels on them? I'm curious as to if they're seraph or sans-seraph fonts

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Taniel 's avatar Taniel @taniel.bsky.social
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Wisconsin judge just struck down parts of Act 10.

This is the anti-labor law that Scott Walker championed in 2011, rocking Wisconsin politics and prompting recalls and national attention: www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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Wow, this was a trip down nostalgia lane

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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Your honor, with all due respect, you better think, think, think about what you're trying to do to me.

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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"All the news that's shit to print."

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rahaeli 's avatar rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social
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If you are going to be protesting anywhere near the Republican National Convention, write the NLG number on your stomach in Sharpie (not your arm: cops use that as "evidence of premeditation"). They are fucking superheroes. Give them money to keep being superheroes: www.nlg.org/donate/

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David Noll 's avatar David Noll @david.noll.org
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"Don't worry, if the president imprisons his political enemies, you can still get a writ of habeas corpus." "But to prove that's why you've been imprisoned requires proof of..." "Presidential motive!" "And under Trump v US, presidential motive is..." "Inadmissible!"

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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Unfortunately, this one isn't quite true. The band Dschinghis Khan *did* compete in Eurovision 1979, but their competing song was "Dschinghis Khan," not "Moskau" (which they did release as a single that same year).

eurovision.tv/event/jerusa...

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MrNelson007, Legendary Bracer's avatar MrNelson007, Legendary Bracer @mrnelson007.bsky.social
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Think about this a lot, this vibe is in so many leftist spaces, once you make what someone deems a mistake you're tainted forever.

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Ilana Horn's avatar Ilana Horn @ilanahorn.bsky.social
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🧵A brief history of education reform in the 21st century US: ◾ GW Bush dismantles the Office of Educational Research and Improvement, creating the Institute of Educational Sciences with the call to create a "science of education," with the "Gold Standard" of RCTs

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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My bat mitzvah d'var Torah, summarized:

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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Amusingly, all the questions about word pronunciation were on point for where I actually live, but the "what do you call X" questions threw the results off course (it had a small dark red patch where I actually live, but predicted I live around Tacoma, Seattle, or Salt Lake City--not even close).

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Saralegal's avatar Saralegal @saralegal.bsky.social
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Considering my special interest from ages 6-10 was in this specific animal and my immediate reaction was "all of these plus its scientific name, puma concolor," I have concluded that my dialect is "autism."