Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was..
Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs
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It's about as clear as it's going to get that there's no magic bullet on this one, they're just going to keep hammering it. It's the emails all over again, as lots of people were claiming back when it started.
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Yeah I genuinely don't know what you're supposed to do with this, this is just Wrong Rock all the way down no matter what you do.
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Biden's biggest fundamental problem is that if the press is fully resolved to disqualify him on unfair, ableist grounds, that's just as immovable as his refusal to quit.
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Like how are any of us going to feel? Is there a magic word that guarantees a win that we're just not using? It's going to be a gamble no matter what, what are you looking for here.
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Very curious what the correct answer to the "how will you feel if Trump wins?" question is supposed to be because to me it seems like a useless question that doesn't have a good answer because what are you even supposed to say to that, but I am being assured it was actually The Worst Answer.
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Completely seriously: If the narrative they want to push is "he's not showing up" is there anything that would change that? Like, you can't "make" them do it. You can do things that make it more likely but if they want to stick with this they can indefinitely regardless.
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What’s interesting is I swear that they’ve taken the opposite position on that before now, ie that you can’t control the press no matter what you do
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i’ll tell you what, man, if biden manages to survive and win another term, i hope he and his aides remember that it was mostly the ancient centrists — not the progressives and not the younger dems — who came behind up him with the knives, and that he responds in kind.
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A Second Trump Term Will Usher In Deadly White Supremacist Christofascism According to Explicit Manifesto vs. No It Won’t
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Not to mention delusional enough to think that situation will guarantee they’re still on top with no change
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My increasing “old man yells at clouds” opinion that gets me to drop games more and more is if you can’t pause and there’s no good reason for that. If I’m not actively playing online this exact second there’s no reason I shouldn’t be able to put it down for a minute.
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.
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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared
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I had a brief moment this morning where I considered buying a steam deck because it popped up to tell me they're on sale as part of the steam sale... but I went and looked and it's only the old models that are on sale. Saved from an expensive impulse buy by my urge for the newest thing.
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I read once that Tumblr is so low-performing on clickthru compared to every other site that companies basically just use it to test their weird ideas for ads to see if anything actually works.
Plus they let users pay to make their own posts into ads. It’s wild out there.
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brb about to fax my complaints to get in line first
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Shadow and Mozart have clearly Seen Some Shit and are therefore the most experienced choices.
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She lets me pick her up and carry her around like that, but as soon as I stop walking around she's like "nope I'm done. Put me down peasant"
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She is baby
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"Peanut Butter is playing Ken Griffey Jr!!"
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This is the most important news of the day
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"Independence from Britain" is the world's most celebrated holiday.
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Heritage Foundation watching these results like “see this is why we gotta stop this whole elections thing”
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The idea that democracy might end because rich people didn’t feel like special boys is extremely depressing and also a fitting finale to everything.
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I was cleaning Moon’s litter box and she decided to walk out and flop down on my feet so I’m just standing there unable to move holding a bag of her poop. Feels like a metaphor for something.
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Finally, in the name of Kane.
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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I know this is a boring point to make but it fucking kills me that one side is saying "we'll bring back 12 hour days, child labor, and Jim Crow" and the other side is saying "you can continue to grill on Sundays with your neighbors, who might look different to you" and it's a 50/50 split
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Even if you grant that Biden has concerning cognitive issues, it is insane to conclude that Trump is an *improvement*
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How every new federal rule making will go from now on.
*FTC BAN ON WORKER NONCOMPETE AGREEMENTS DELAYED BY JUDGE
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It’s not even like we lost the seat, is the wild thing, they just like him specifically
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Classic Captain Planet villain MyAnimeList
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Nice to read a pleasant headline
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Wait who was that
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Went over my head, truly a brain genius I am
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I’m sure it’s Michelle not Malia
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They literally did that in the Harley Quinn animated series.
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Leftism without the possibility of redemption is just posturing. If you're only fighting for a world of calvinistically righteous people, you're not fighting for anyone.
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the conservative theory of law in one headline
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This is one of the most dystopian signs I've ever seen. Republicans are quickly turning this country into an unrecognizable freakshow.
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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.
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Well as we all know, we had The War to End All Wars irl and that absolutely worked and it’s been peace since.
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Between this and Dobbs, the story of this era may wind up being "they lit the match too soon"
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Biden needs to go to the American people and explain the reason that he (and all presidents) show signs of extreme aging in the role is due to the fact that he has to spend 18 hours of the day on the Golden Throne locked in mental combat with the Chaos Gods
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There are a lot of folks in this world who believe that eternal damnation is a good thing, and that belief doesn't necessarily go away if you decide to adopt some form of leftist politics. If you want change, you have to give people a path to forgiveness, even if it's (justifiably) hard.
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It's fascinating how ingrained this assumption is, given that you'd think there would be basically no environment better suited to getting past prejudices and recognizing our shared humanity than fighting next to someone for years.
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Yeah the idea that everyone makes mistakes and moral compromises is something leftism occasionally makes lip service to (no ethical consumption under capitalism!) but there's a lot of "no but this thing *you* did is beyond redemption" purity test shit.
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